The Gen-Z Avenger (One-Shots!)

031| The RV

"Excellent! I'll be by later today, thank you!"

So I did a thing. It wasn't that bad, but it was still quite bad. 

"Greasy, we need to go"

"Good morning to you too Y/N"

"Oh shut up and get your car, Gus, lets go!"

"That is not going in my car!"

"Yeah, yeah alright"

Gus was still able to hop into Lokis car and I directed him to a dusty car sales place.

"Are you buying a car?!"

"No.."

"Then why-"

A man walked over to us, calling me by name and bringing me around to me around to the back to claim my purchase.

"Here she is, a real beauty!"

"You bought a fucking RV.."

"Yes.."

"Why and how the actual fuck did you do this?! What possessed you?!"

"I bought it for our next big road trip! Tony doesn't know but I took my old job waitressing back after like a month of living at the tower, I like being a boss as financially independent bitch. So I put together some funds and bought this baby!"

We stepped inside to what looked like an 80's dusty, all brown, very outdated RV that would most definitely need repairs. Gus seemed to love the house on wheels, Loki not so much.

"This bitch is nasty.."

"I think it has um, character?"

"No Y/N, it most definitely does not"

"Okay look, we can work on it! Make it look cool!"

"Maybe just not so crusty.."

"Why did I teach you my phrases.."

I took a full look around, assessing what damage would need to be done before returning to Loki  and Gus.

"I have ideas, repairs. Also, I do not want you letting Tony know about this"

"Why not?"

"I basically bought a house on wheels so that I could escape the state with 3 grown men without his knowledge, again"

"Okay thats a fair point.."

"I have somewhere I can park it.."

"How is it getting there?"

"I'm going to drive it there, obviously."

"You don't have your licence!"

"Yet! Doesn't mean I can do this!"

"Thats literally what not having a licence means!"

"Well you aren't driving her!"

"Why not?!"

"Cause its my RV, my rules. I will be the first one to drive her!"

"Why it this RV a her!"

"I don't have all the answers right now, okay Loki?!"

"Your are low key very scary!"

"Thats what I'm going for!"

I was officially very stressed. I obviously had never driven something this huge before, I mean that was going to stop me from doing it. 

I started off fine, not like I almost knocked a lump out of the side of Lokis very, very expensive car. I mean he didn't get that legally so I don't care. I managed to get it on the road, Gus in a seat on my right and Loki trailing behind me in definitely his car which he definitely did not steal.

I managed to park smoothly and get out of the RV to see Loki.

"You didn't kill anyone, well done!"

"But wouldn't it be funny if I did?"

"Get in my car, were going home.."

"What, I thought you would think it was funny!" I laughed

"No I do, but I don't want a second me in this world.."

"Oh.. well then. Come on Gus, we have to do some RV interior designing!"