"We got a code green!" Nat yelled over coms.
"Fuck yeah!" I yelled, getting out of bed to see what was happening.
I ran downstair to see the big green dude roaring at people and Nat, attempting to calm him down.
"Hey bestie, what's up bro?!" I yelled, catching his attention.
"Sassy girl!" He yelled back, running over to me.
"Kid stay back he's-"
Dangerous? Please this here is a loveable green bean, he is far from dangerous.
"Do you have the tea?" He asked, taking my hand and leaving the room.
"Lot's off it, come on, we can get some snacks.."
We left the room and everyone was mildly confused.
"She has a gift.." Tony said, pairing his statement with a face plant.
"Oh yeah? How does she do this?" Steve said baffled.
"It doesn't surprise me in the least that Y/N is besties with the Hulk, I honestly can't believe that you didn't see that coming?" Pietro laughed.
I had set up some chairs for us to sit and chat on, gotten them snacks and some tea. I mean Hulks chair was way too small for him but, he made it work.
"So, do you wanna know what's happening?" I asked.
"Yes.." He said, trying to figure out the tiny cup.
"Me and Wanda got together and-"
"YAY!" He roared, throwing his hands in the air and spilling his tea everywhere, "Oops.."
"We got rid of Sharon.."
"Good, me no like dumb girl.." He laughed.
"Same bestie. Ow we went to Greece, god you haven't been green in a long time.."
"Yes, just banner. He just like science, me no like science.."
"I know, Peter just blabbers about it.."
"Blabber, funny word, HA, HA HA, HA.."
The laugh is low key creepy but I love him nonetheless.
"Are you gonna let banner come back out?"
"NO BANNER, ONLY HULK!" He roared.
"I get it, Banners a big nerd, he always makes me go my homework and stuff.."
"He mean.."
"Bestie, he's the brains.."
"I though flying man in metal was brain.."
"No he's the sugar daddy, Bruce is the brains.."
"When can we drink tea again?" He asked.
"When Banner flips out again.."
"Okay.. bye bye sassy girl.."
"Bye bye jellybean.."
So the green dude became became the social awkward little man again.
"Welcome back Bruce.."
"What the, did you have another tea party with Hulk?!"
"No.."
"I told you to stop doing that!"
"If you want we an have a tea party, I feel like you are feeling left out.." I laughed.
"Ugh.. okay what kind of tea?"
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The Gen-Z Avenger (One-Shots!)
FanfictionMaybe recruiting a teenager girl was one of their better ideas. When the Avengers decided to recruited a member of Gen-z, they knew not everything would be sunshine and rainbows. Little did they know, Y/N was the funniest thing that could ever happe...
