Wrong Number!!

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Peter: Code Orange! Code ORANGE Ned!!
Peter: Come on man, it's a fricking Code Orange I need you!

??: Sorry who is this?

Peter: Ned! Not the time, man! It's a Fricking. Code. ORANGE!!!

??: Who are you and how did you get this number!?

Peter: Ned...
Peter: Great.  Just great. Thanks a lot Ned, I'm sitting in a pool of my blood now

??: WHAT!?

Peter: My suit is going to be soooo stained!

??: Wth!? Whoever you are, what happened and why aren't you in a hospital!?!?

Peter: I might have got poked...
Peter: With a knife...
Peter: Multiple times...
Peter: And you rly aren't Ned, are you

??: No! Now get to a hospital!

Peter: Oh... very sorry Ms/Mrs/Mr/Mx. My friend gave me the wrong number ;)

??: GET TO A HOSPITAL!!!!!

le timeity time skip

??: You dead?

Peter: Nope! I'm good as new!

??: Ok...

Peter: I am honestly shocked you texted me back

??: Well I got a text from a random number who SHOULDNT BE ABLE TO CONTACT ME ANYWAY saying that they got STABBED!

Peter: Sorry

$) This is Katy. She is new at being a time skip, so please be nice to her

??: I've checked with my friend and you  definitely shouldnt be able to text me
??: So who the hell are you
??: And who do you work for

Peter: You texted back!!!
Peter: I dont work for anyone
Peter: And I'm not telling you who I am!
Peter: You could be a pedo!
Peter: Or a kidnapper!

??: 1. Not a pedo
??: 2. By saying I could be a pedo, I can tell you are a kid
??: And 3. If you're a kid, how did you get past the firewalls?
??: My friend is so confused rn

Peter changed ??s name to Mr Kidnapper

Mr Kidnapper: wth!?

Peter: You never said you weren't a kidnapper...
Peter: I'll go pack my bags. Pick me up in 10?

Mr Kidnapper: I'm not a fricking kidnapper!
Mr Kidnapper: And... its ms

Peter: Sorry Ms Kidnapper!

Peter changed Mr Kidnappers name to Ms Kidnappers

Ms Kidnapper: 😑

Peter: YOU ARENT OLD!!!
Peter: You used an emoji!!!
Peter: 🤯😂😛

Ms Kidnapper: 🙄