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???: Yello?

??: Sorry who is this?

???: Are you the son of Natasha Romanoff?

??: Depends on who's asking...

???: Nick Fury

?? changed ???s name to Furry

??: Yes, this is Natasha Romanoffs 'son'
??: But she doesn't know that I know who she is
??: I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell her I knew?
??: Pretty please?

Furry: If you tell me your name..?

??: I'm Spider-Man

Furry: You're
Furry: You're Spider-Man!?

Jay said yes! Jay said yes!!!! ♪ \(^ω^\ )

Furry changed ??s name to Spider-Man

Furry: So, Spider-Man
Furry: My name is Director Fury of SHIELD
Furry: SHIELD stands fo-

Spider-Man: Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement and Logistics Division
Spider-Man: I know who you are Nickolas

Furry: Who are you and how do you know about SHIELD??

Spider-Man: Don't bother trying to hack my phone
Spider-Man: It looks desperate

Furry: Who are you?

Spider-Man: I have a secret identity for a reason Fury
Spider-Man: Soz

Furry: Then whats your age?

Spider-Man: ...under 18

Furry: Oh
Furry: So when they said that you were their kid, they literally meant... you're a kid

Spider-Man: Last time I checked

Furry: Who do you work for?

Spider-Man: I don't work for anyone!

Furry: Then how did you know about SHIELD

Spider-Man: Ah, yes
Spider-Man: I thought this might be a problem
Spider-Man: You see, I have this thing called a computer
Spider-Man: And with it I can see all of SHIELDs files from when Black Widow leaked them-

Furry: Oh yeah
Furry: That makes sense

Spider-Man: And I followed that signal to hack into your security!!

Furry: WHAT!?

Spider-Man: ...
Spider-Man: Yeah I should've stopped while I was ahead ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Spider-Man: Oops

Hey all!
Please keep sage!!
And also safe!!

Yes, that was autocorrect, but I figured that y'all should probably keep sage too just in case :)

Please stay safe tho

Also, I'm sure y'all were glad to see the next part of the real story about Jay, Katy and Ben instead of just the background story about some kid texting people :p

✌️

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