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AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

Natashalie added ???
Natashalie changed ???s name to Spider-Man

Iron Man: Who is that?
Iron Man: Is that the kid you were talking about?

Captain Patriot: Nat! You can't add random people to the HIGHLY CLASSIFIED Avengers group chat!  This is unacceptable and I am disappointed in you!

Iron Man: Read their name Capsical

Captain Patriot: Ah, I see that I have made a mistake. Please forgive me Spider-Man. I didn't know that we- the Avengers- knew of your identity yet. It seems that I was kept out of the loop a little.

Thor: What is this buzzing?
Thor: What?
Thor: Friends, what is the meaning of this?

Legolas: Who added Thor again?

Bruce: Sorry
Bruce: He kept begging

Thor: I did not mean to displace you, friend.
Thor: I meant displace.
Thor: Why does this crushed device keep changing my works?
Thor: My works?
Thor: WORKS?????
Thor: What is the meant of this?

Legolas: You have auto correct on again
Legolas: One sec
Legolas: I'll come fix it

Iron Man: So...
Iron Man: Spider-Man, huh?
Iron Man: You're the guy running around in a onesie?

Spider-Man: Its not a onesie

Iron Man: And those goggles!
Iron Man: Can you even see in those things!?

Spider-Man: Yeah, I can

Iron Man: What you need is a new suit, new equipment, everything!
Iron Man: I can help you with that

Natashalie: Remember what I told you kiddo

Speedy: Yeah, ur ours!
Speedy: Hands off!

Thor: My friend Barton has cured the curse of the auto correct!
Thor: I owe him a great debt of gratitude!!!

Speedy: Seriously?
Speedy: It wasn't exactly a difficult job!

Legolas: Do you know what Pietro?
Legolas: I rather like having a prince demigod in my debt
Legolas: So shut it

Spider-Man: Wow
Spider-Man: You guys are really mature

Princess Shuri: Ikr!

Captain Patriot: Listen kids

Princess Shuri: I'm listening 😌

Captain Patriot: Back in the old days-

Spider-Man: We walked to school everyday!

Princess Shuri: 15 miles each way!

Spider-Man: In the snow!

Princess Shuri: Uphill both ways!

Spider-Man: Barefoot!

Princess Shuri: AND WE WERE GREATFUL!!!!!!

Spider-Man: !!!!!!

Captain Patriot: - We respected our elders

Barnes: Like you can talk!
Barnes: You spent your childhood getting into fights in alleyways!

Captain Patriot: ...

A/N This 'back in the good old days' part was actually a conversation between my mum, my older sister and I today! It was hilarious

Also, 3 updates? I'm proud of myself😁 Even if they r rly short. And not very good. Still!

Also, 33.2K reads!! 🤯 THANK YOU!

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