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Portland - "I love your artistic design in creating manga and sharing it to others. Although, I don't think Indianapolis would be pleased knowing you're making pornography of her."
Vestal - "As much as everyone on base wants to, we can't scrap Akashi, she deals with our budget."
Graf Zeppelin - "Can you find another hobby other than wanting to destroy the world?"
Bismarck - "Hanging up swastika flags around the base is NOT okay! The higher ups are beginning to think we are reviving the Nazi empire."
Prinz Eugen - "Stop helping Bismarck put up swastika flags or I'll see it that you experience operation crossroads again."
Tirpitz - "Just because you "felt sick", doesn't mean you ignore your sister putting up those flags. You've been in the arctic before and never got sick, grow up."
Alabama - "Your name doesn't mean you get to try to fuck your sisters."
Prince of Wales - "When I had told you to "stop Eugen putting up those flags", I didn't mean you make out with her in a janitor's closet."
Hood - "No, I was not trying to peek at you changing. Stop assuming this."
Mutsu - "Unless you were actually nuked, don't go around saying you are going to mutate into a giant tentacle monster from radiation."
Nagato - "I know you told your sister that she had radiation poisoning and would turn into a giant tentacle monster. Stop this or you'll experience operation crossroads again."
Monarch - "I know Belfast spikes your tea with laxatives, but that doesn't mean you go on and spike hers with LSD. I'm assuming Akashi have you that."
Akashi - "Just because I allowed you to open a black market and have your own crypto-currency, doesn't mean you try to start your own country. Even if you did, it'll probably collapse quickly."
Taihou - "The more I look at you, the more I consider buying drugs from Akashi."
Akagi - "I want you to burn your 1,000 page book vividly detailing me claiming you as my wife."
Essex - "Stop getting mad at people pronouncing your name "incorrectly", blame the person who said to pronounce it as Es-sex."
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Azur Lane - Crackhead's Paradise
FanfictionAfter much debate, the higher ups agreed on having the commander of azur lane give weekly reports on what's happening on the base. In the reports, the commander is to write down what has occurred on the base, every week, from now on. The following r...
