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Akashi - "Ah, we've found out you've bought four LGM-25C Titan II intercontinental ballistic missiles. Should I be worried?"
Graf Zeppelin - "I saw you conversing with Akashi about something, lord save me if it's about your world annihilation plans."
Zuikaku - "You're doing good, I congratulated you for that. Notice that's in past tense because I found you water boarding Enterprise in revenge."
Shiranui - "I don't know how you got the idea that just because you can talk to spirits, you are automatically a stand user."
Chaser - "I'm sorry we had to ban tea here on base, blame Belfast and Monarch for spiking them a lot."
Prinz Eugen - "I don't know who told this, but just because the sirens attack your faction a lot, doesn't mean they were secretly made by the Jews to "get revenge for world war two." You guys provoke them 99% of the time so that's on you."
Friedrich Der Große - "Stop imperial german propaganda, it's not world war one. Do you perhaps have alzheimers?"
U-556 - "You aren't Bismarck's favorite. I don't think she would favorite a submarine that was a spectator of her death."
Hunter - "As much as I like you pretending to be the hunter from bloodborne, I don't think the other girls like it when you always attack the sakura girls because their "monsters from Yharnam" for having extra animal appendages.
Ajax - "I'm filing a restraining order on you."
Ark Royal - "I'm filing a restraining order, on behalf of the destroyers, on you."
Vestal - "I don't know how the construction of a particle collider on base will benefit the study of medicine, but I'll allow it because they're cool."
Zuikaku - "Stop stealing Akagi's panties."
Enterprise - "Why are you stealing Akagi's panties?"
Akagi - "Stop provoking Zuikaku to steak your panties. On top of that, you need to stop Enterprise stealing your panties, I know you aren't provoking her to do it but... do something about it at least."
Tirpitz - "We aren't going to bomb Rotterdam, to "recreate the last one." Please stop asking."
Yorktown - "We aren't launching a nuke at Tokyo for, and quote, "shits and giggles", seek help."
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Azur Lane - Crackhead's Paradise
Fiksi PenggemarAfter much debate, the higher ups agreed on having the commander of azur lane give weekly reports on what's happening on the base. In the reports, the commander is to write down what has occurred on the base, every week, from now on. The following r...
