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Announcement - "To all ships, I, unfortunately, announce that I'm now married to Arbiter."
Sirens - "I would ask of you girls to kill Purifier, but she's sort of immortal so I guess I have to suffer more."
Arbiter - "Stop being horny. I'm not going to fuck you and give you children, stop persisting."
San Diego - "You don't own the word "San," stop fighting San Francisco."
San Francisco - "If she persists, just take her microphone."
Bache - "Just looking at you brings me immense suffering. I'm probably going to file a restraining order just because of that."
Sims - "You're just like Bache, but just... actually no, you're as worse as her."
Arizona - "I suggest you build up your AA defenses in case... you know. I don't think I need to tell you what might happen."
Clevelad - "Your father is a great cruiser. Oh she looks like a girl? No, that's just your imagination."
Enterprise - "The day I tell you about the birds and the bees is the day Yorktown makes me "disappear."
Hornet - "It has come to my attention that you're the one leaving parts of your clothes everywhere around the base. The fact you deny you're an exhibitionist only digs you a deeper grave."
Yorktown - "For the love of god, we won't nuke sakura empire, please stop asking."
Mikasa - "Mommy."
Shinano - "I didn't make you my flagship because of your floof. Stop assuming that."
Nagato - "I hereby name you "#1 Loli Leader."
Mutsu - "I know it was a mistake on the last sortie report, but it's funny the autocorrect of your name is Mitsubishi."
Tosa - "One day. One day I'll make you my wife instead of Abriter."
Akagi-Chan - "I'm not your father, who told you that? Akagi?"
Harutsuki - "I know the girls joke about your appearance, but I can see the resemblance between you and Reimu. I don't blame them, really."
Kinu - "The question if you're a boy or girl is a very important one. The other question is if you are a closeted BDSM lover."
Choukai - "I find it hard to believe Atago, Takao, and Maya are your sisters, because you're more sane than all three."
Kaga (BB) - "Congratulations on being a battleship, I think none of us need to hear the extremely graphic description of how you became one. I think you traumatized some of the destroyers."
Kashino - "For a munition ship, you kinda are asking to be blown up. Just saying."
Roon - "There's no excuse, you're clinically insane."
Prinz Eugen - "Funny the first time, but annoying to hear "We're the three Prinz-sketeers." every-time you're Adalbert and Heinrich."
Admiral Hipper - "I know a few doctors that can give you breast implants if it hurts you that much."
Nürnberg - "The fact you think you can hosts war crime trials because of your name baffles me. Only Vestal can hold those trials."
Z24 - "Just because you look "emo" and have point ears, doesn't mean you call yourself "Count Dracula," you should be called "Count Suicide" for that type of attire."
Köln - "Your version of fifty shades of grey involving you and me will never see the light of day. Don't bother looking, I burnt the book, along with Shoukaku's book about Akagi."
Graff Zeppelin - "Operation: Destroy the World will never happen. I'll assign a therapist to help you and Roon."
Peter Strasser - "Do something about Graf. Just... anything. Is that so much to ask?"
Friedrich Der Grosse - "Nazi Mommy."
Augustus Von Parseval - "Nazi Mommy #2."
Charybdis - "Promoted to head maid until further notice... no, it isn't because you're cute."
Belfast - "Suck it up, choke kink lover."
Duke of York - "I should remind you that you aren't the duke of any country, or York. Stop threatening everyone to think otherwise."
York - "Stay away from Duke of York... unless you want to be a prisoner to her."
Chaser - "You're either american or british, make up your mind!"
Renown - "Who's your sister again?"
Victorian - "You can't go around preaching about equality when you shove religion down people's throats and throw bibles at them. You threw forty-seven bibles at Queen Elizabeth and now she's in a coma! How did you even get that many bible books?!"
Kent - "...... I hate everything about you."
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Azur Lane - Crackhead's Paradise
FanficAfter much debate, the higher ups agreed on having the commander of azur lane give weekly reports on what's happening on the base. In the reports, the commander is to write down what has occurred on the base, every week, from now on. The following r...