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Andrewgarfield :

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Tagged : Dianacarrington

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Dianacarrington - Aww thanks baby ❤
Andrewgarfield - I was talking about the view...
Dianacarrington - Bitch.

Benbarnes - You bitches went to Paris without me ?
Andrewgarfield - Yes.

Stellacarrington - Awww cutieeee 🥺❤
Dianacarrington - 🥺❤
Andrewgarfield - Cringe...
Dianacarrington - Shut up.

Tomholland2013 - Can I join you guys in Paris ?
Dianacarrington - No.
Tomholland2013 - 😔

Zendaya - Did you both just run away to Paris overnight ? No wonder you're my favorite couple...
Dianacarrington - 😂

Username - Goals !!!

Username - It's been more than a year since they started dating and I'm here, still hung up on StoneField.
Username - Stay hung up.

Aarontj - Bring back gifts...
Niallhoran - ^and food...
Dianacarrington - Yes sirs...

Chrisevans - TAKE ME WITH YOU !!!
Andrewgarfield - No.

Hazosterfield - Mr. Steal Yo Girl...jk Enjoy idiots ❤
Andrewgarfield - And proud...😂❤

Sophieskelton - Bring souvenirs...
Andrewgarfield - No wonder that you and Aaron are made for each other.

Username - My OTP Ya'll !!!

Username - Get married ❤🥺

Username - Andrew, I'm coming for your girl...😏
Andrewgarfield - Do try...🙄

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"Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living ?"

"That's literally the worst pick up line ever. Please do not use it on other women."

"Why the fuck would I use pick up lines on other women anyways ?"

"Just saying..."

"Anyways, how about this one - kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right ?"

"Ewwww Andrew. Gross !!!"

"Hey, this one was nice. You just don't appreciate my skills."

"Believe me, it was terrible."

Yes, we're currently at a cafe in paris while Andrew is going through wierd ass pick up lines to try on me.

You must wonder how we suddenly ended up in Paris right ? Well, let me tell you.

We were both having a tough time at work because of our hectic work schedules and therefore last night when we reached home, we decided to just leave everything for a day and come here.

"Babe ?" He suddenly called me, pulling me out of my daydream.

"Yeah ?"

"You are the marshmallow to my hot chocolate."

"Really now ?"

"Yeah. I have one even better actually - Do you like sales ? Because at my place there's a 100% off on clothes."

"Now that's something I'm always up for."

"Really ?"

"No."

"You are a real bitch sometimes."

"I love you too baby."

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"Are you French ? Because Eiffel for you."

"Babe, that's embarrassing."

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"I thought happiness started with H, so why does mine start with you ?"

"You probably have dyslexia."

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"Let's order something for dinner."

"Apart from my hot body, what do you want to have ?"

"I think I just lost my appetite."

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"Are you winter ? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Ew ew ew ew...my ears !!!"

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"Hey Diana ?"

"Yeah..."

"That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s²."

"I'm leaving without you."

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"On a scale of 1 to 10, you're 9 and I am the 1 you need."

"No, What the fuck, I'm a 10."

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"Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, let's have sex inside my car."

"Up above the world so high, I think I'd rather fucking die."

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"I wish you were my pinky toe, so I could bang you on every piece of furniture in my house."

"That's it, I'm done."

" OR I HAVE A BETTER ONE - Can I treat you like my homework ?"

"How ?"

"I'd slam you on my table and do you all night."

"Why am I dating you again ?"

"Because you love me."

"Yeah, unfortunately."

"Rude."

"Are you done with your pick up lines ?"

"Yes, I'm done."

"Good. Let's sleep now."

"As you wish. Oh, wait Diana ?"

"Yes...?"

"Forget about Spider-Man, Super-Man, Bat-Man - I'll be your man."

I couldn't control my smile at that one.

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