Louder Than Words // Andrew Garfield

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From: florencefalcone93@gmail.com
To: argarfield@gmail.com
Subject: andy83russell

Hello,

So this andy83russell guy on instagram seems to keep popping up on my feed and leaving the most loveliest of comments on my posts. I wonder if you might know who he is?

You see the thing is; he's a private instagram with no profile picture and only follows three accounts. Now if my skills as a Nancy Drew fanatic as a child and my love of crime documentaries serve me well. You were born in 1983 and you're middle name is Russell, is it not?!

Also, I'd like to think we're friends or we're at least on our way. So you should text me so we don't have to communicate via email like we're in our late 40's and about to hit our mid life crisis!

07*********

Flora x

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From: argarfield@gmail.comm
To: florencefalcone93@gmail.co
Subject: reply: andy83russell

Evening love,

I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about ...

Is it really not as discrete as I thought it was? I don't get a lot of traffic to it, so don't really think anyone has caught on! Then again I've never commented on anyone's profile apart from yours! So maybe that's not the best idea.

Maybe I should change it to something else? Or maybe you could help me figure something out more discrete?!

I'd love to be friends.

I shall text you now.

Andrew x

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unknown number
Hi is this Florence? It's AG! x

Florence
Hi! See, this is so much more convenient! x

florence changed unknown number to andrew

Andrew
I agree.

Florence
Maybe we can retire andy83russell for now
so we don't get you busted 😂

Andrew
Yeah I feel like the fans will put two and two together at some point.

Florence
Yeah from experience.
They can be a little intense.
They're like MI5!

Andrew
I'll just have to text you 'the most loveliest of comments' instead?

Florence
Yeah, I'd like that 😊

Andrew
Did you like the flowers?

Florence
I knew the mysterious 'A' was you!
I did, I love them! They're so beautiful.
Thank you so much! x

Andrew
Beautiful flowers for a beautiful lady x

Florence
You flatter me Garfield!

Andrew
I only speak in truths! x

Florence
How did you know they were my favourites? x

Andrew
I may have had some intel from your friendly neighbourhood Spiderman!

Florence
You spoke to Tom? x

Andrew
I did! He wanted to know what
my intentions with you were! 😂

Florence
I'm sorry, he said what?

Andrew
I told him we were merely friends but I wanted to send some congratulatory flowers!
He is wildly protective of you, you know!

Florence
I don't know if I should be mad
he's interfering over nothing OR
give him a squeeze for being so sweet?!

Andrew
You should definitely give him a squeeze!
He was very sweet about it!

I'll have to try find time to finally meet him soon!

Florence
Wait. You don't actually know Tom?

Andrew
Well, no. But what's a little number and info exchange between Spidermen!

Florence
Do you know how utterly ridiculous that sounds right? Only you can get away with saying that!

Because if Tom had said it,
I would have called him a massive dork!

Andrew
Well gee thanks!
So I heard you're not doing the third movie?

Florence
Indeed! It overlaps with series 3 filming for brassic!

So I'm going to know absolutely nothing about this one! It's going to be a complete surprise!
Which I'm kind of looking forward to!

Andrew
Sometimes it's better like that,
to be completely surprised!

How long until Tom cracks and spoils it for you?

Florence
Ohh I'd say the first attempt will be
at least a week into filming.

At this point in life, I'm very good at noticing when he's about to just blurt stuff out.

It's like a tick so I'm fairly confident
that I can stop him in time!

Andrew
I have faith in you! x

Florence
My car is here to take me to an important meeting for s3! And Joe hates when people are late!
Talk soon! x

Andrew
Exciting! Have fun!
I'll text you later! x