Before anything can begin, it must first
Start from Zero. Before there was Red vs Blue, there was Project Freelancer. And before there was Project Freelancer, there were two siblings. One older brother and One little sister.
Currently, Zero, One and Wash were driving up into the Rat Nest Base, and once arriving, they were met by Lieutenant Miller.
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Miller: Oh no! Hell no! Excuse me, sir, but no goddamn way!
Wash: You must be Lieutenant Miller.
Miller: I got Reds comin' out of my ass here boss, and you wanna take away one of my men for a... what did you say this was for?
Blue: Secret mission, sir.
Miller: Aw, you gotta be-a what!?
Wash: I think you have bigger issues than troop assignment, soldier. Like getting some of these vehicles back in working order.
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One: And you know, not on fire...
Miller: What do you think I'm talkin' about? This is YOUR fault! You sent us the new guy; he said he was good with vehicles. All he does is talk to 'em. Talk to 'em! What the hell is that all about? And now look at the damn things!
Wash: I don't need to discuss your problems. I have orders, and those orders say I need Private Caboose and I need him now. He has information that could be vital to this-
Miller: Wait a second, Caboose? You're taking Caboose? And I don't have to pay you or anything like that?
Wash: Is that a problem?
Miller: A problem? Hehe, hell no! It must be Christmas morning n' no one told me. You stay right there, I'll get 'im for you. Private Jo-a-nes? Jo-a-nes? Jo-a-nes, where the hell are ya'!?
Jones: (sigh) Sir, for the millionth time, my name is pronounced 'Jones'. Jones.
Blue: Shut up, Jo-a-nes!
Jones: Seriously, lots of people have the name, it's very common. How am I the first person you've met called Jones?
Miller: Jo-a-nes, I need ya to go down to the brig, untie Caboose and get him up here.
