No one's POV
Still at the Jungle Temple. The away team is still safe inside the Bubble Shield. The four Pirates are standing by, guns raised, in case the shield drops.
Tucker: So... any ideas?
Carolina: (quietly) Epsilon, prep the Speed Booster... Zero, drop the shield on my mark.
Epsilon: That's not going to work!
Carolina: My leg's fine. I can take it.
Zero: It won't work, we don't need busting your leg again right now.
Tucker: (to Santa) Yo, Kringle! These guys are gonna kill us if you don't throw down some alien magic and help!!
Santa: It is not my place to meddle with human affairs. (disappears)
Tucker: Aaargh! Fuckin' cop-out!
Grey: Quick! Everyone, into the portal!
Carolina: It just leads to the testing grounds, we'll be tossed back out.
Grey: Not all of us. Caboose could- oh, Caboose!
Caboose: Hello!
Grey: I need you to hold on to Freckles as tight as you can.
Caboose: Ah! Yeah, right, I do that all the time anyway. It's how I show affection.
Tucker: His guinea pig never stood a chance. Rest in peace, Mr. Frittles.
Grey: As soon as I'm gone, drop the shield.
Tex: And where the hell are you going!?
Space Pirate 1: Whaaaat's she up to?
Tucker: Yeah, kinda with the Pirates on this. What exactly are you doing?
Grey: Well, if I explain it, they'll hear me!
Space Pirate 2: No we won't! Our hearing is terrible!
Ross: Yeah, we didn't even hear that.
JE LEEST
Red Vs Blue Zero to One ( OC/Male reader x RvB)
FanfictieBefore anything can begin, it must first Start from Zero. Before there was Red vs Blue, there was Project Freelancer. And before there was Project Freelancer, there were two siblings. One older brother and One little sister.