Before anything can begin, it must first
Start from Zero. Before there was Red vs Blue, there was Project Freelancer. And before there was Project Freelancer, there were two siblings. One older brother and One little sister.
Currently, Zero and Carolina were filming a PSA together for a convention, that Jax had asked them to star in.
Zero: Hey, I'm Agent Zero.
Carolina: And I'm Agent Carolina. You possibly know us from the popular web series Red vs. Blue and Fan story, Zero to One.
Zero: We're here today to tell you all about the Rooster Teeth mega convention, RTX!
Carolina: This August 3rd through 5th. It's going to be SPECTACULAR! Larrr...larrr... I-uhh...imitate an echo effect!
Zero just laughed, as she looked at him confused.
Carolina: What?
Jax: Okay, Ca-Carolina...
Carolina: It's in the script as a line, Jax, not a parenthetical verbal direction. I know that cuz I've been doing these dumb PSAs for seven, FRICKING years!
Carolina proceeded to destroy the equipment, as Zero just shook his head.
JAX: Woah! Hey! No, that's..very expensive!
(Timeskip)
Zero: August 3rd, 4th, and 5th down at the humongous Austin Convention Center.We've got premieres, screenings.
Carolina: As well as panels, special events,signing, exclusive merch, (Sound of a Pelican landing) THE RTX ANIMATION FESTIVAL... WOULD YOU JUST LAND THAT FRICKING THING ALREADY?
The Pelican landed and Sarge ran up to the two of them.
Sarge: And Hellfire missiles with two flight turrets for strafing!
Zero: Sarge, the dropship is *just* our ride...
Carolina: Slash hotel...
Sarge: Slash payback for last year's cosplay contest!
Carolina: Let it go...
Sarge: How could I not win best Sarge? The system is rigged.
Carolina: I think Simmons just...wanted it more...
Zero: As hilarious as that was, I kinda get what he means. I mean, if someone beat you for best Carolina, how would you react?
Carolina: There's no point of asking that.
Zero: Why?
Carolina: Because it would never happen. And if it were to happen, I'd rip their legs off and beat them with them, like a Cherokee drum.
Zero: ...-_-...That's oddly specific...
Sarge: Attendees can meet super special guests including Jessica Nigri, team RWBY, Boogie2988, Smosh Games, Troy Baker, superstar voice actor Matt Hullum, and-
Carolina: Wait, Troy Baker? Revolver Ocelot!?
Sarge: Better known as Joel from The Last of Us. Or Drake, from Uncharted.
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Carolina: Revolver "Guns Spinnin' Ass" Ocelot?
Zero: Are you fan girling? Oh that's adorable!
Carolina: What?
Zero: Me and Troy go back, we were in a fan story together. I can help you meet him if you want.
Carolina: WHAT?!
Sarge: Badges and information are available at rtxevent.com.
Carolina: That's August 3rd, 4th, and 5th, in... Austin, Texas! Exas, exaaas...
Sarge: Aaand, (cough) we'd be tickled lightish red to see you there! Wink!
Zero: ...-_-...Sarge, no.
Sarge: Sarge, yes.
Carolina: I just felt myself lose like...five years off my life.
