Like a dictionary, we're alphabetical so there's no way you and I would ever be next to each other
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Your thoughts are your ideas, if you're a wishful thinker then you're listing off things that you can't get
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What if life's not just worth it and everything you do would be deleted cause the end's not so perfect
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At las I rule the world 🤦♂️
(I feel so stupid for this)
~Where there's a will, there's an entanglement 🤦♂️
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With sheer willpower I can disown Jaden (This needs to stop) 🤦♂️
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Putting weed in the incense will keep the masses at an all time high
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Cheating is only cheating when you allow others define it for you (I give terrible advice)
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If everything and everyone was alright, no one would be left behind
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How can you take care of yourself it you don't know who you are
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Whether you believe it or not, you were born to die
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If wishes were horses, I'd own the biggest stable you could imagine
And it would be full of dead horses~
I'm a no drama llama and I come back like karma, don't give a f like nada and I'd surprise you like ta-da
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Do until others and let karma do the rest
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I retire every night but never get any pension
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Life is temporary but death is permanent
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(A/N) if you need bad advice, I'm a few clicks away🙃