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" This mouth is gonna stay wide open" Harry points out to him.
" What do you mean by that?" Fred smirked.
" DISGUSTING" Draco yells.
" ALL OF YOU" Harry agrees pointing at a few people.
" Can y'all just shut up and watch a video" Loki hoovers over to them.
" Yes, we can" Fred nods.
" Thanks, Freddie" Loki smiled.
"If you've ever wondered whyDisney's tales all end in lies"
" Lies?!?!" Hermione jumps back.
" Yes, Lies" Ron says.
" Here's what happened after all their dreams came true"
" I'm waiting to here even though I know absolutely nothing" Pansy crosses her arms.
" Who knows what are Disney Princesses?" Loki raises her sleeve.
Hermione, Harry, Snape and McGonagall raise their hands.
" No way, Snape is raising his hand" Ron is shocked.
" Half-Blood" Bellatrix hissed.
"I loved being princess down in -- this beautiful ocean blueBut mermaids are going missing -- they end up in someone's stew"
" Its me motherfucker its me" Loki points at herself.
" GIRL WHAT" Ginny stares at her.
" Its a Tik Tok sound, sorry. It was funny-at the moment" Loki chuckles to herself.
" Encouraging the use of cuss words, Ms. Loki" Snape glares at him.
" Fraud" Loki sneers.
'So just try to put yourself in -- to somebody else's gillsYou're killing my ecosystem -- with fishing and oil spillsThank you BP, thank you BPThe British are killing, oil is spillingNow I can't see... MY EYES!"
" I can't put myself in someone's gills that is Physically impossible" Blaise rolls his eyes.
" With Magic maybe" Hermione suddenly gasps " What if Ariel lived in the Black Lake"
" I can assure you Ariel never did" Dumbledore laughed to himself.
" Why is it always the British?" Neville shakes his head.
" Because the British is always the problem, their very problematic" Luna explains.
" am I the drama?" Loki gets a bunch of stares " Never mind".
" The British just pick up land and own it like the Famous witches and Wizards Cards" Neville sighs.
" I think its a European thing" Pansy lowers her glaze.
" Nah, its a British thing" Loki winks.
"Chinamen feast on Flounder's finsPlus the Japanese killed all my whale friendsOceans are browning, I think I'm drowningThanks to BPYOU SUCK!'
" Flounder's fins?!?!" Harry gasps shocked.
" What are these dark turns" Hermione frowns.
" It seems that Flounder is very dear to the supposed mermaid Ariel" Narcissa infers.
" Oh Flounder is very dear" Hermione tells her.
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HP CHARACTERS REACT TO OUR WORLD P2
FanfictionThis is the Part 2 to my first book, HP CHARACTERS REACT TO OUR WORLD. I would recommend reading the first part or else you could get lost at where we are at or references but it is totally fine if you continue reading. Harry Potter and His Friends...
