Based on Season 2 of Glee...
After a tough loss at Regionals, the Glee Club is back as the underdogs of McKinley High. When the school is faced with even more budget cuts, Mr. Schuester pushes the kids to help recruit new members for the club.
When...
A few days later, Brittany was standing in her bedroom in front of a camera...
"Hi, I'm Brittany S. Pierce, and this is my new Internet talk show, Fondue for Two, which combines the two things I like most... hot cheese and talking to people. My first two guests are the biggest gossips, Mercedes Jones and Tina Cohen-Chang." Brittany said.
"Is this really what they were doing in the '70s? It's not even good. It tastes the way a baby's diaper smells." Mercedes says.
"I heard a rumour that Santana plays for the other team, and I can confirm that rumour. It's 100% true." Said Brittany.
"Wait. What?" Mercedes asked, looking over at Brittany.
"Brittany, are you serious?" Tina asked.
"Yes." Brittany says, grabbing her cat.
Mercedes and Tina stared at one another.
"You want some cheese?" Brittany asked, putting the cat down in front of the cheese.
"That's disgusting." Tina tells her.
"So, you're just gonna let him do that."
The next morning, Rachel walked over to Sam...
"Hey."
"Uh, why are you talking to me?" He asked.
"Can't I say hello?"
"I guess. I just... Santana told me never to speak with you alone... because you would try to steal all of my gold."
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"Okay, um, anyway, I got you this."
She held out three lip chaps for him, and he took them.
"I know everyone is always making fun of your lips, but I think they're cute, so considering that we're both single... I was wondering if you want to go prom with me."
"I sort of dated your sister. And that would be weird. No." He said.
"No." So n... "no" as in..."
"As in, no to prom. I don't think I'm going." He said.
"Are you worried that Finn will be jealous?"
"Look, you're not my type. Sorry. Thanks for the lip chap." He says, walking away from her.
Later, Terri and Sue were inside a coffee shop...
"I finally feel like my life has purpose. It's so nice to be a part of a cause that's bigger than myself."
"Honey Badger, I am so thrilled." Sue said.
"Can I ask why you're dressed like David Bowie?"
"I'm incognito. We're going behind enemy lines. People are starting to sense my weakness. They think I've totally lost my grip." Said Sue.
