Chapter 17 - Naked Butts.

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*For anybody that doesn't know my name is Sasha.*

Hunter: Finally, what happened? Did you forget you have a fucking book to write? *growls at Sasha*

Joshua: Stop being so rude Hunter! Be thankful Sasha made you stronger then me, other wise I would have whooped yo ass! *puts arm around Sasha's shoulder*

Scarlet: No! Whooping asses is my thing. But seriously Sasha...why the schnitzel didn't you update for like two weeks?? My back hurts from being in that flipping hospital room.

Sasha: haha....oops? Writers block can be a bi-

Scarlet: -biscuit!

Sasha: *looks confused at Scarlet* No... I was gonna say that writer block can be a bi-

Scarlet: -beautiful!

Sasha: Would you stop that! Omg you are so fuc-

Scarlet- fudging!

Joshua: Scarlet stop it! She will make your haircut look really bad.

Sasha: *smirks* Yep. You kids forget that I have the power in this story.

Joshua+Hunter+Nicole+Scarlet: You are 13. *scowls at Sasha*

Sasha: *rolls eyes* Yeah, a thirteen year old that can make Scarlet a multi colored unicorn with golden eyes, by just posting on little chapter of a magic fairy coming here and putting a curse on her. *raises one eyebrow*

Scarlet: *looks horrified at Sasha.*
*runs away*

Hunter: God damn it Sasha! She is not suppose to be getting out of bed.!
*runs after Scarlet*

Sasha: *sighs and looks at them with a dreamy look* Uhh....can't wait until they fuck.

Nicole: *looks at Sasha wide-eyed* I thought you were 13.

Sasha: *shrugs* I am.

Nicole: WHAT NORMAL 13 YEAR OLD TALKS ABOUT THAT YOU DUFFES. And I though I was naughty...

Sasha: *raises an eyebrow at Nicole* do you know any other 13 that spends 99% of their time reading and writing?

Nicole: ...

Sasha: *smirks* exactly. *Turns to Joshua and runs her hand down his chest* plus....I'm a very mature 13 year old. *smiles suggestively*

Joshua: *Slowly removes hand*
*runs away*

Sasha: *turns to Nicole* And then there were 2. *wiggles eyebrows.*

Nicole: *GASP*
*Runs away*

Sasha: *Turns around and notices readers* OMG *gasps* I PROMISE IM NORMAL!

Readers: *blink at Sasha*
*Run away*

Sasha: *Runs after readers* GUYS! I won't bother you! I promise! Unless I forget to take my medicine...

Readers: *run faster*

Sasha: Oh well. At least now I have Hunter all to myself. *rubs hands together like an evil mastermind.*

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