Screwed Loose Thoughts

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-uuhh u gonna eat that?

-what would you do if the sky ROSE instead of fell???

-Banana sex

-One time I saw a unicorn on the internet :)

-would it make sense for a tuna sandwich to dance to the peanut butter jelly time song…

-it's your life live it how you want to cause I'm living mine insanely!!

-I'm at a library and the dude next to me smells like white castle...

-How would you react to chocolate sauce in your shirt?

-I once read a book and the dood found comfort in pissing… does that make any sense?

-my best friend is a monkey! Be jealous!!

-would it make any sense if a surgeon was a person who fainted at the sight of blood?

-WE ARE WINE BOTTLES!!

-do you think a toothbrush can pole dance or is it the pole?

-I hate chicken nuggets

-I never knew how to spell agienst agieanst agenst (against I used spell check this time)

-I wonder what happens if you put a single potato chip in the microwave for ten minuets my friend said it will explode

-my friend is a dumbass

-pie can fall from outer space!! (Im saved)

-I am made of ham I don't know that's how I am! *hum iron man tune while reading*

-toot toot said the… train, car, butt, chocolate vase?

-Holy crapping bannanas

-I currently have a headache but like that's gonna stop me from typing

-I feel some is throwing bricks in my skull yes in my damn skull!

-my friend recently asked me the definition of communism but why this person relied on me

I don't know cuz I rely on a ten year old to do my spelling hence the word agienst

((this was written awhile ago, It was my thougts over the course of only 20 minutes))

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