This crazed fangirl has a slight obbsession with this sexy flame alchemist. xD. ((click away but you'll miss out on a mind explosing expirence, out minds don't blow... THIS PLACE IS ABOUT TO BLOWOOOO)) But for some STRANGE ass reson no one agrees. TT///3///TT instead they think Edward Elric is (coff coff) sexy? cute? What's wrong with you people?!?! Just cause he's got blonde hair and can clap metal from the ground DOES NOT make his awesome. So what if he's the Main character and he has the title named after him... THAT' S NOT THE POINT!! sure he's cool but that is it. not more than 'cool'. Cause he can't drop it like it's hot, from his fingers!! (o.O that had a mini pervy explosion in my head). I mean can't you just see it? show ladies, or strippers whatever your taste, dropping it like its hot on the stage they have in the family guy them song. WAIT NO STRIPPERS! Playboy girls xD. and yeah.. he's snapping and burning the stage singing "This is Why I'm Hot". <i> Anyway </i>
Why on this spinny earth do people pair Roy and Ed? seriously it grosses me out and scares me. Yes Ed's cute and Roy's too sexy for word that rhyme, but really? I barf at such a bipolar-ly gross relationshit. Now if you wanna pair Roy with someone it should be Ryuzaki. ^,^ I even have a storyline for such a cute pairing xD. If you're slow Ryuzaki as in L as in Lawleit AS IN Deathnote!!! anyway sorry to know you finished reading about my ranting and shiz. Cause I know someone finished it xD. BTW if you want to read about RxL I gotta have three people (jersy number) tell me their favorite colour. And it'll burn and scar your minds ~ Love Crack headed Marshie
WAIT FUCKED UP THOUGHT! Roy Mustang.... Mustangs are fast (the car) LOL I wonder how fast he is in bed xD kay imdone nao *sigh my mom says I'm never done tho*
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Adventurerandom ass one-shots, not to be read by the feeble minded and as you read this you get to enjoy watching my style change. there is some yaoi comedy and things i thought of half awake, I also thre some poems in here so yeah..... these are suppose to...
