Crazy Killer: Ding Dong!!! I'm in the mood for killing ok?
Scared Hostage: Wha??
Crazy Killer: So unless you have something you would rather give me I'll be taking your life now *waving gun around*
Scared hostage: want some bacon just spare my life!!
Crazy Killer: Bacon? Bacon? Hmmm why does that ring a bell? HMMMMMMM
Is it important?
Scared Hostage: It's very VERY valuable
Crazy *idiot* Killer: Sure what the hell I'll spare your life for bacon
Relived hostage: *hands over bacon* uh here
Crazy killer: What the fuck? This lousy shit is bacon?! *shoots hostage in the face* fucking bacon I coulda told ya that.
((Did I mention these are randomer than a unicorn getting fucked by a rainbow))
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