FOOTBALL↠imagines

Plot Queens [ Esma & me ]

Here's a very unique chapter written by hectorbaellerin- a.k.a. Esma and me 😂 it all started with an interactive book where someone put a footballer from a team that wasn't included... I think.

Have fun.

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Anna: ...Or they put someone from entirely different team
Like somebody will put Zlatan Ibrahimovic or someone who's not even included in the story

Esma: Oh yep just throw Aaron Ramsey in there why not

Anna: Yeah he totally plays for Barca, no biggie 😂
Or when they put like a million informations about their family like:
I am younger sister of Leo Messi but I was adopted by Griezmann's family and now I'm living in Ukraine with my step cousin's friend's neighbor, Ivan Rakitic

Esma: But then Ivan dies and now I'm with Fernando Torres cousins and he takes me to Zlatan's matches and then I met Paul Pogba and now we're dating but secretly I'm friends with benefits with Sergio Aguero and Vincent Kompany knows about it

Just include as many footballers as possible,y not lol 😂

Anna: omg this just made me laugh so hard

Arsene Wenger is my grandfather and Enrique is my mother's ex... once we visited Klopp and he told me that my real dad was actually Guardiola who cheated on my mom with Mourinho

Esma: Pep cheated with Jose M hahahah

Anyways

So with that disturbing information I went to Coutinho and he told me to go to Neuer so I went to Manu and found out he was my adopted half step brother. Robert Lewandowski was my half uncle and somehow David Alaba was my brother

Anna: *casually throws in a few basketball players, two handball players and formula one driver, along with Harry styles and Prince William just so*

This would be like the craziest fanfic ever

Esma: We should make one

But then David wasn't actually my brother, Prince William was and I was so confused bc my dad Guardiola told me it wasn't true

This should be a fanfic

We should make this like seriously

Anna: hahahah it would be hilarious

Why not

Just throwing in more random names along the way and plotting the most impossible plots

But my godfather Maradona told me that they have found me somewhere in the street and just decided to adopt me bc that's what everyone does these days... Guardiola swore it was a lie but our cousin Ronaldo said differently

Esma: Paul died so I fell into depression but then Hector Bellerin was there for me and we dated and got married until I cheated on him with Miralem Pjanic and then my granddad Arsene told me off and sent me to China where I met Oscar and married him instead, divorcing Hector by then, flying back to England and marrying Muhamad Besic and then we had kids

But then my twice removed half brother/cousin Sergio Ramos flew me to Madrid and met Zinedine Zidane, who was my second granddad which I didn't know about and then I met Isco and Oscar came over and hit me so Isco hit him back and then a giant fight started

Anna: I'm losing it hahahahahah

Esma: bahahahah these plots though

Anna: I'm speechless

So emotionally tragically unbelievably heartwarming

Esma: I mean how would you ever survive it

Anna: bc you were secretly a wonder woman all this time but you didn't know about it

Esma: exactly, more plots hehe

Anna: I could throw this in my imagines book somewhere

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There it is, fam - you've been blessed. 😂