Fandom One Shots Book Three

Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin x Kingsman!Reader

The italicised quotes come from Gilmore Girls, they helped me get an idea for this one shot. All credit goes to whoever's involved.

Your desk was swamped in paperwork, you could even remember the colour of the wood was underneath the stacks. The handheld phone rang on your desk and you picked it up. "Morgana." There was a small pause, before "darling." You dropped your head into your hands, "Eggsy." There was another pause, "your hair looks lovely, today." Your raised your head and pinched the bridge of your nose. "Firstly, you can't even see me, Eggsy. Secondly, what did you do this time?" As Eggsy made annoyed noises and stuttered sentences at the suggestion he had done something, you waited, a few moments into his denial, there was a muttered 'ow'. You assumed that Roxy had elbowed him sharply. "We need an extraction team." You rolled your eyes, and placed the phone between your ear and shoulder, holding it in place as you typed. "Whatever happened to, "we're experienced agents, and we don't need an extraction team?" Seriously Eggsy, getting you out of there in time's not going to be easy." Rolling your eyes, you called in the extraction team that Merlin had you put on standby in case this happened.

Pulling into your driveway that night, you put the car in park and turned it off. You leaned back and sighed deeply. It had been a long day of paperwork which had turned into helping Eggsy and Roxy on their mission and talking a coastguard out of arresting Eggsy for scuttling a boat. All you were looking forward to now was the Chinese takeaway on the passenger seat beside you and a movie with Benedict Cumberbatch or Tom Hiddleston or some other cute British actor. Getting out of your car, you grabbed your food and made your way to the front door after locking the car. You unlocked your front door and entered, you heard something clatter on the floor on the opposite end of the hallway. Carefully locking the door behind you, you placed the takeaway on the table by the front door. You pulled a gun from the holster on your hip and began to quietly make your way towards the noise. There was another clatter and you felt quietly for the light switch. You flicked it on and raised your gun. Your intruder yelped. "Jeez Eggsy, what the hell, were you thinking? I could have shot you!" You holstered your gun and went back to grab your takeout, after placing the gun in the safe, you had in your lounge, you sat in front of your television. You handed Eggsy some of your food. "How did you get into my house?" Eggsy shrugged. "Back door." You sighed, "You couldn't have knocked?" He shook his head, "It's the kind of lock burglars look for." You scrunched your eyebrows, and twisted to face him. "Why do burglars look for that lock?" He shrugged nonchalantly, as he began to eat. "Because it's easy to break into. I proved that." You sighed, wanting to get all the facts, moving your chopsticks through your takeaway. "You proved that by...?" Eggsy looked at you as if you should know the answer, you simply began to eat as Eggsy answered. "Breaking in through the back door."

You shrugged eating your food as Eggsy began to eat his stolen bounty. "What, did you break into our house, you got all dressed in black and pulled a Mission: Impossible?" Eggsy looked over at you and pressed play on the remote, starting the movie he had just put in. "Actually, I came down the chimney and pulled a Santa Claus." You rolled your eyes, "Very funny." Eggsy smirked, "Thought a ridiculous accusation deserved a ridiculous response." You both turned back to the screen and watched War Horse where Benedict Cumberbatch spoke with Tom Hiddleston. Eggsy passed you a drink that he had gotten up to get while you were engrossed in the film. You looked at him, he shrugged, "least I can do since I stole your dinner." You nodded, drinking the juice, "and for breaking into my house. You're paying for a new lock, by the way." Eggsy sat up straighter and you paused the movie, pointing the remote at him. "You broke into my house, you damaged the lock. You are paying for a new one. Got that?" He nodded, you pressed play on the movie, and the bidding on Joey began. As the scene went on Eggsy turned to you. "Hey, I have kind of a crazy idea." You sighed and paused your movie as Albert pleaded for his horse. "Those are never comforting words coming from you." Eggsy gave you his usual mischievous grin. "I'm not helping you prank; Merlin, Harry, Roxy, or your mother." He pouted, pursing his full lips, you licked yours not wanting to be swayed by the wounded puppy expression he was giving you with his stormy eyes. "Love, trust me, this is going to be fun." He gave a you a grin filled with impish happiness and you felt yourself smiling back.