Chat #9

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Avneet| Siddharth

SOS

what!!! Tell me your address I am coming

Hahaha ...no 😑
We need to find other ways to meet they knew about us.

What??? they knew about our dark secrets, our long nights, our wedding oh no wait a second oh god don't tell me just don't!! shit shit SHIT DO THEY KNOW ABOUT HIM?

Whose he? Oh!
You're gay! what about our non-existing marriage Siddharth how can you do that! now I will be having my non existing divorce!

IT'S SERIOUS AVNEET IT'S SERIOUS see my hands are shaking

Sent the pic of his hands

And do I have to shake the pic now?

Do they know about him? GODDAMNIT JUST TELL ME!

Calm down Mr. FakeHyper

How can I?????!!!!!!??????!!!!????!!

Okayyy deep breaths...

I am trying trying see

Sent his shirtless pic

Shit dude, I have a weak heart.
Send from a little down anyway, been a while since had seen some good abs

More down? 😏

Shut up..

And here she smiles!

Shut up I said!
Back to your story so-
They don't know about that 'him'
And I also don't know about 'him'
So who's he NOW?

LOLO!!!
You forgot our LOLO!!!
HOW CAN YOU!!!

Oh trust me something named like LOLO I won't ever forget ... wait wait Oh shit!!! You didn't no no NO NO you named our imaginary child LOLO!!

Yes we both said 'lol' when Zee was born 🤰

Zee?
And for that emoji 👊

Yes LOLO will be a boy then later it will get transgendered to a girl

Shit our imaginary child would have such a tough life

LOLO will be pansexual and later it would realize that she or he is actually asexual and then zee/he/she/ would become a monk because later again, would realize life is all about being spiritual

wow
You aren't planning to become a writer are you?

No..
that's too easy for me 🤟

Phew so many lives our saved.
Anyway back to the matter Siddharth!!!!!

What is it Avneet!!!!

They knew about us! And I want to continue our meetings cuz you have to learn so many things.
I want to make an impression when we enter, so that my mom forgets about Riyaz and never try pairing us again.

Who's Rana btw?

It's Riyaz... anyway I don't care whatever you call him.
Till the charity we HAVE to meet and YOU have to learn to be the perfect fake boyfriend.

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