the bachelor

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Mary: the Presidents House is not just our house it's the people's house too and it is a filthy mess at the moment we are getting rid of the rotting furniture the moldy drapes and the carpets with holes in the middle shameful

Abe: Mary don't spend too much of the people's money on the people's house this is the best place we've ever lived its good enough for me without a lot of extra expensive club duds

Tad: too many bachelor's all in a row pa day

Abe: Bachelor's what's bachelor's got to do with it

Mary: Abe dear the last president was a sloppy old bachelor and ones before not much better the one before last let his drooling German Shepherds up on the furniture if we don't spruce this old house up the spiders will take over

Tad: what's a bachelor

Willie: an old man with no wife no kids and hair in his nose and ears

Tad: just like all those old men in pa's office just like Governor Chase enator ( senator) Ewert (Sewert) and General Cott (Scott)

Mr Hey: children should be seen and not heard

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