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Mr Hey: there is a lot of trouble brewing Mr President you may even find you have some injured men on your hands when you get to Virginia

Abe: I sincerely hope not I sincerely hope not nothing was ever really gained by appealing anything from the ballot to a bullet

Mr Hey: how do you feel about going to Virginia anyway sometimes I have a feeling you would rather stay on right here and be a President of the White House

Abe: how do I feel going to Virginia I'll tell you once there was a fellow here who was being ridden out of town on a rail by the angry citizens somebody in the crowd yelled at him and said hey how do you like the ride the fellow on the rail replied with what dignity he could muster under the circumstances well sir if it weren't for the honor of the thing I'd just as soon walk

Mary: Thomas Lincoln Tad Lincoln what are you doing with that horrible creature

Tad: just bringing him home

Mary: well get him out of here get him out  this instant

Tad: he's mine

Mary: you can't bring a goat in here

Tad: I'll take him to the room

Mary: I won't have a goat in the barn either goats horrors he'd be eating the clothes off the line and digging up the garden and smelling up the place for miles around get him out do you understand get out take him back where he came from I'll have no goat

Abe: I should have told you that mother wouldn't let you keep a goat here I guess I never  thought you wouldn't really sell that horse for Miss Sophia and get him looks like a pretty good goat too

Tad: he's a wonderful goat with whiskers

Abe: taddie my son I think you'd better take this goat back to Miss Sophia she'll be pretty lonesome you know with Jeff gone too

Tad: that's right I never thought of that

Abe: he can be yours but  let her keep him for you  he'll be your responsibility of course so perhaps we could let her gave blackie too when we go away that would short of pay her for the troubles

Abe: he can be yours but  let her keep him for you  he'll be your responsibility of course so perhaps we could let her gave blackie too when we go away that would short of pay her for the troubles

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Abe: Mary I might have told you it wouldn't fit before you tried it on

Mary: oh my Mr President

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