Feng Shui Master is an Internet Celebrity

Chapter 1 Do it again

"Open the door, open the door, open the door! You have the ability to cheat money, and you have the ability to open the door!"

When Luo Yingbai woke up from a hangover, he heard a very familiar line.

His alcohol-drenched mind hadn't figured out the two profound questions of "who am I and where am I?" subconsciously felt that something bad was about to happen somewhere.

So he stepped over a pile of empty wine bottles on the ground, inexplicably went to the corner to get an umbrella, and opened the door of his house.

"Wow!"

As soon as the door opened, a bucket of paint splashed towards him. Luo Yingbai quickly opened the umbrella, clasped his fingers together, and cast a water-avoiding spell. The sky was full of red rain. , with clear and handsome features, as if he had just stepped out of a picture scroll, and he had the aura of a fairy.

Outside the door was a middle-aged man carrying a paint bucket. The bucket in his hand was still dripping red paint. Luo Yingbai was startled and he blurted out: "Fuck!"

"Fuck!" - the quiet and beautiful man Luo Yingbai also exclaimed silently in his heart.

He finally understood why he subconsciously wanted to hold an umbrella just now! He was... reborn!

The person now should have appeared two years ago, on that unforgettable day when someone knocked on the door and splashed paint on it.

Luo Yingbai is a feng shui master. In his last life, the night before this time, he helped people find the kidnapped child, but the calculated location was wrong. After he went there, he didn't find it. Instead, he picked up a small bloody child. Clothes, I was anxious right away, and after calling the police, I came to the door with a paint bucket to find fault with him.

He couldn't believe it, so he confirmed it again: "You are... Brother Wang Aijun? The one who lost the child?"

Wang Aijun came to his senses and was furious: "Who the hell is your big brother! You liar promised us yesterday that as long as you look 200 meters to the southeast after dawn, you will be able to find the child. We believe you." , I received this dress today! If something happens to my child, I will kill you even if I go to jail!"

Behind him stood his wife and eldest son, looking very angry.

Luo Yingbai remembered the misunderstanding in her previous life, grabbed the dress with her hand, and explained: "Don't worry, it's pig's blood. The child you are looking for should be in..."

"Fuck!" The child's mother, Zhou Jufang, was emotional and interrupted him.

Luo Yingbai backed away in time, avoiding the sonorous "bah", and only heard the other party say: "You bastard! Last time we searched according to what you said, but we didn't find anyone at all. You still want to Play tricks!"

The boy wearing a high school uniform next to him also said: "You pretended to be a master of metaphysics on Weibo to tell people's fortunes, and you are also spreading feudal superstition ideas. We have just exposed your behavior to.... If you don't tell the truth, You will be searched for human flesh!"

He seemed to be very nervous, and he finally stumbled out these words, sweating on the tip of his nose. Only then did Luo Yingbai realize that this was how his Weibo account was exposed in the previous life. He remembered the overwhelming abuse and condemnation in the comment area, and couldn't help but glance at the boy. In his impression, this should be Wang Jianjun's eldest son, named Wang Huaizhi.

When the other party saw him, he ducked back nervously.

Zhou Jufang wanted to say something more, but Luo Yingbai couldn't bear it anymore and raised his hand: "Shut up."