it only hurts when i laugh

-𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘥-

"Do you believe me?"

"Not one bit."

"Why?"

"Because I saw it with my own eyes. I know what you're hiding."

"And that is?"

"A jar. A pair of scissors. A pebble picked off from some local park. I'm not a child. You can't fool me."

"But I can fool everyone. Who do you think they will believe, you or me?"