Chapter II

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You: BOIIIII
You: GUESS WHAT

DJ: Did u meet Shakira

You: No...

DJ: Did u Meet Oprah

You: No...

DJ: Did u Meet Beyoncé

You: I wish

DJ: Then what is so important u must interrupt my afternoon nap

You: Emily got detention for shouting "hey guys I'm pregnant" in the middle of class

DJ: ...

You: ....

DJ: 😂
DJ: Okay that made me laugh I'm not mad

You: YAYAYAYAYA

DJ: Wait hold up
DJ: How did this happen

You: Well ya see
You: This chick behind us in science had a stuffed animal on her desk right
You: So naturally I dared Emily to steal it and hide it
You: She decided to snatch it off her desk, shove it up her shirt, and yell out "hey guys I'm pregnant" while the teacher was talking about physics

DJ: Oh I'm ded 😂

You: So was I
You: I fell to the floor laughing

DJ: U know that would be a great image if I knew what you looked like

You: =___=

DJ: 🤷‍♀️

You: Okay fine
You: I have brown hair and brown eyes

DJ: =___=
DJ: THAT GIVES ME NOTHING ITS SO BASIC

You: Well Imma basic person

DJ: I doubt that

You: You don't even know me

DJ: I can get to know u 😏

You: Are you flirting wit me Dinah Jane

DJ: What would u do if I am 😏

You: I would tell you to stop

DJ: Oh okay :(

You: I was kidding....

DJ: Ohhhhhhhhhhh
DJ: So hard to tell over text

You: Yeah sorry....

DJ: ....

You: ANYWHORE
You: Why do u wanna know what I look like so bad

DJ: Cuz I can't keep picturing a potato

You: ....
You: U picture me as a potato when we talk

DJ: Maaaaaaaaaaybeeeeeeeeee

You: Oh my god you're great 😂

DJ: Thank you thank you very much

You: 😂 I can just hear that in an Elvis voice

DJ: Good that was the point
DJ: NOW SEND A PIC

You: Fiiiiiinnneeee
You: *insert pic of you*

DJ: YOU LIER

You: ?

DJ: U HAVE HAZEL EYES
DJ: NOT BROWN

You: Same thing really

DJ: NO
DJ: NOT THE SAME THING
DJ: Ps you're beautiful

You: 😶
You: No I'm not

DJ: Sure u are

You: No

DJ: Yes

You: No

DJ: Yes

You: No

DJ: Yes

You: No

DJ: Yes

You: No

DJ: JUST AGREE WIT ME

You: NEVER

DJ: WHY NOT

You: Because it's a lie

DJ: I swear it's not
DJ: I'll make u believe it one day

You: Yeah yeah
You: So where's my pic of u

DJ: Oh look at that time for my rehearsals

You: What rehearsals

DJ: Gotta go bye

You: Bye?

This is terrible what am I doing with my life

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