Donkey didn't know what to do with all of his feelings. After fleeing the cafeteria he hid inside his locker. Unfortunately he didn't really fit in the locker so he just stood with his head in it. He looked like an idiot.
Then Donkey had an idea. A horrible, no good, very bad idea. It was great and terrible. It was perfect.
Donkey would steal Shrek back from that damned orange, and he knew just how to do it.
Donkey went home and got to work. He made a dating profile. A profile for Donald Trump. It was perfect. I'll leave it up to you to imagine what he put in that profile.
After thirty seconds of the profile going public there was a match.
Now all Donkey had to do was introduce Trump to his new love interest and everything would be set.
He sent a message to the match immediately. Soon Trump would be introduced to someone who went by the username "VladdyPoot" and he would forget about Shrek.
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I hate myself.
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The Shrump Chronicles (Donald Trump x Shrek) (Shronald)
FanfictionShrek's life was dipped in a green hue until suddenly an orange light appeared... A love story between Donald, a man aspiring to be the student body president, and Shrek, an introverted nerd. Will their love surpass the trumples they face or will th...
