sent ➳ phan

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philly: something weird happened today

daniel: something weird always happens to u, what's new

philly: lol tru

philly: there was this blond guy in starbucks who was so insanely nice to me

philly: like at first, i thought he was a former classmate or something but he said it was the first time we saw each other

daniel: i dont blame him. you're the type of guy everyone will like

philly: ifjdi tHANK YOU BABY

philly: he even paid for my espresso

daniel: does he have a crush on you?

daniel: do i hAVE TO FIGHT SOMEONE

daniel:

philly: BABY NO PLS

philly: idjd

philly: but like, i always appreciate when someone does that for me but something's kinda weird

daniel: what's wrong

philly: he keeps on looking at me with his eyes... and ... idk

daniel: r u trying to make me jealous

daniel: because its working

daniel: and the last time i got jealous, it didnt end well. it almost split us up

daniel: do u want that to happen again, lester?

philly: NOOO I LOVE U PLEASE DONT LEAVE ME

daniel: i'm filing the divorce papers tomorrow

philly: WE JUST GOT BACK TOGETHER YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME

daniel: YES I CAN

daniel: you keep on making me jealous i hat u

daniel: hate*

philly: fine, i hat u even mor

daniel: STOP BULLYING ME OR I'LL BREAK UP WITH YOU FOR REAL

philly: WHY ARE U SO MEAN TO ME WHAT DID I DO

daniel: you're bullying me and making me jealous over the insanely nice guy at starbucks :((

philly: i wasn't really trying to make u jealous honeybunch

philly: i just

philly: even tho he kept on smiling at me, it also kinda feels like he hated me?

philly: this is the first time i felt this way but i feel like he wasnt being genuine

philly: ugh just ignore me im probably just thinking too much

daniel: no no keep going, what was he like

philly: no its ok i kno i sound stupid jdbd

philly: and i have to go now anyway soo :(( talk to you later baby

daniel: awh, of course

daniel: i love you <3

philly: love you too <3