sent ➳ phan

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dan: my cheeks hurt

phil: it's not my fault that you're sO adorable

phil: it's not my fault that mum loves you a bit too much

phil: seriously, you should keep the hobbit hair, it really suits you. you're really adorable <3

dan: aW really?

dan: my heart feels warm now that my lovely boyfriend complimented me

phil: yeah, you look like a 12-yr old all over again <3

dan: oh my god i hate you

phil: no you don't

dan: yes i do

phil: you don't

dan: i really hate you why are you even my boyfriend

phil: because you love me

dan: i really dont

phil: oh yeah then why don't you prove it

dan: lester, no kisses for today

phil: hmm i don't think you can resist me ;)

dan: watch me

phil: actually no, i'm kidding please go back already and kiss me

dan: im still outside

dan: and you are so not getting a kiss

phil: :(

phil: why are you even outside?

dan: i'm buying something

phil: what is it?

dan: secret

phil: ugh

dan: okay fine im buying condoms

phil: WHAT THE FUCK

phil is typing...

phil is typing...

phil is typing...

dan: HA! im joking

phil: i'm going to shoot you with a water gun

dan: ooOh im scared

phil: i hate you

dan: but you love me

phil: true