Let's meet? (Klance Texting Fic)

August 27th

Saturday
3 pm

Gayboy ™: You are being weirdly quiet?

Gayboy ™: Is there something up?

Gayboy ™: Not that I would care, but you could talk to me. Just use me as an outlet.

LanceMcLame: Wow Keith

Gayboy ™: What?

LanceMcLame: That's really mean and really nice at the same time

LanceMcLame: Thank you for the offer.

Gayboy ™: Are you going to use it?

LanceMcLame: I'd rather let it out on Hunk, I don't want to bother you

Gayboy ™: I just said you wouldn't bother me

LanceMcLame: So you do care a little?

Gayboy ™: Who's Hunk anyway

LanceMcLame: My best friend.

Gayboy ™: His name is Hunk?! What kind of name is that

LanceMcLame: Don't go off topic. Besides, your friend is called Pidge.

Gayboy ™: Yeah but she has a good reason.

LanceMcLame: Okay Keith.

Gayboy ™: okay.

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8 pm

Gayboy ™: Okay, maybe I do care

Gayboy ™: A tiny bit.

Gayboy ™: a super tiny bit.

LanceMcLame: Awwww Keeeeeith

LanceMcLame: That's the nicest thing you ever said to me.

LanceMcLame: *Hugs tightly*

Gayboy ™: *Pulls knife from backpocket and forces it on Lance's throat.*

Gayboy ™: Try me bitch.

LanceMcLame: I'm a proud texting teacher!!!!! You just used commands :'(

Gayboy ™: These aren't commands

Gayboy ™: They are my fantasies

LanceMcLame: read

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