Sunday
2 amLanceMcLame: I'm a wreck
YellowFellow: You'll be fine
YellowFellow: Keith forgave you
LanceMcLame: But it sounded so FORCED
LanceMcLame: Hunk I'm telling you buddy, he's going to kill me in my sleep
YellowFellow: Yeah, just don't overreact huh?
LanceMcLame: Huuunnkkkk!!!!
YellowFellow: It's going to be okay. Go to bed early
YellowFellow: Because you can get incredibly cranky without your beauty sleep
LanceMcLame: I never get cranky?!
YellowFellow: Remember when you slept over at mine? The week of Christmas.
LanceMcLame: Of course! Those cookies were memorable
YellowFellow: Thanks!!
YellowFellow: But not the point
YellowFellow: You went to bed at three in the MORNING. And when I woke up at eleven to make you breakfast, you literally screamed at me for waking you up with the sound of the oven?????
YellowFellow: That thing is silent???
LanceMcLame: Okay fair. Fair.
LanceMcLame: I'll go to bed
YellowFellow: Goodnight bro, love you
LanceMcLame: Right back at you
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9 amGayboy ™: Goodmorning Lance
Gayboy ™: Are you already on the train?
LanceMcLame: Okay, funny story
Gayboy ™: You missed your train didn't you?
LanceMcLame: Well... Technically yes
LanceMcLame: But let me tell you the whole story, Keith
Gayboy ™: When is the next train leaving?
LanceMcLame: An hour
Gayboy ™: Okay until then!
LanceMcLame: KEITH THE STORY?!
Gayboy ™: Read
LanceMcLame: You fucker
LanceMcLame is typing...
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LanceMcLame: Okay I already woke up a bit late, so I had like ten minutes to walk to the station. So, I immediately left the house with minimum clothes and I must have forgotten some things, but okay sure.
Suddenly Halo from Beyonce came on in my playlist, which I just had to sing along to. So the over dramatic dancing slowed me down.
After seven minutes I arrived at the station, so on time. And let me tell you what I saw after that Keith... A HUGE VISABLE RAINBOW!!!! It was so pretty and I took so much pictures... And then the train drove off...Gayboy ™: You're unbelievable
LanceMcLame: AWWW, I knew you'd stick around for my story
LanceMcLame: I'm nervous
Gayboy ™: why?
LanceMcLame: Aren't you?
Gayboy ™: Yeah
LanceMcLame: Why?
Gayboy ™: Touché
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10 amLanceMcLame: Lance McClain is on the train
LanceMcLame: THAT RHYMES! I'M THE NEW MOTHER F'ING SHAKESPEARE
Gayboy ™: Why did you avoid the word 'fucking'?
LanceMcLame: Shakespeare was a decent man
Gayboy ™: You know he invented some swear words of his own? And that not all his scripts, poems etc. rhymed?
LanceMcLame: Holy shit
LanceMcLame: Keith Kogane out-smarted me
Gayboy ™: Damn right I did
LanceMcLame: We're going to see each other again in 53 minutes
Gayboy ™: Yeah
LanceMcLame: Are you sure you're not still mad?
Gayboy ™: No, I'm still fuming. That's why I invited you to my house for a whole week. I'm actually planning on choking you to death in your sleep; hopefully choking isn't a kink of yours.
LanceMcLame: Okay, have you actually thought this through? This is creepily planned
Gayboy ™: If I were you, I'd take the first train back
LanceMcLame: Brb, I'm going to ignore you until I get there
Gayboy ™: Be my guest
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LanceMcLame: Keith actually said he's going to choke me.
LanceMcLame: I TOLD YOU SO
YellowFellow: Lance
LanceMcLame: Hunk
YellowFellow: Lance
LanceMcLame: Hunk
YellowFellow: You know how much I like texting with you
LanceMcLame: But you're with Shay..
YellowFellow: Sorry man, I love you bro. You'll have fun with KeithLanceMcLame: Yeah, okay Hunk. You have fun too. Say hi to Shay for me.
YellowFellow: Text me in case of emergencies
LanceMcLame: Read
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Let's meet? (Klance Texting Fic)
FanfictionLanceMcLame: Do you really hate me so much that you want to freaking watch Mean Girls without me?! Gayboy ™: Ehm? LanceMcLame: Oh wrong person lol ----------------------- How Lance made a username typo and got to texting with a guy named Keith. The...