emo band texts // emo quartet au

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monday
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october 29th 2018
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11:56 PM / 23:56
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Fronk: does Brendon have his phone orr

(Y/N): no

(Y/N): mom took it away

Bleepo joined the chat

Bleepo: worst hiding spots ever

Litboi: OH

(Y/N): where did she hide it this time

Bleepo: your closet

(Y/N): UMM??

Gerard🍋: you

Gerard🍋: why

Gerard🍋: why were you even looking in (Y/N)'s room

Gerard🍋: even more so her closet

Bleepo: hey

Bleepo: it worked out didn't it

(Y/N): why did I not even know it was in my closet

Bleepo: idk that's your problem

Moikey: I mean you're the only one in this chat with problems

Moikey: you got arrested a few days ago

Bleepo: you're still hung up on your ex who broke up with you over a month ago

Moikey: fuck off

(Y/N): bren looks like he got beat up

(Y/N): which

(Y/N): he did

(Y/N): I love abusive parents

Plexiglass joined the chat

Plexiglass: you know that scene from 13RW where the dude gets a mop shoved up his ass

Gerard🍋: yeah

Plexiglass: yeah well

Plexiglass: when u have an asian mother you're basically risking that except with chopsticks if u forget to make rice

Moikey: WELL

Gerard🍋: YIKES

Gerard🍋: BIG YIKES

Fronk: NO I CAN IMAGINE THAT

Litboi: OH

(Y/N): ...

(Y/N): moving on

Dally joined the chat

Dally: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRENDON AND (Y/N)

(Y/N): ACTUALLY

Gerard🍋: they have separate birthdays

Dally: ABUHBWAH??

Litboi: he was born at 11:59 and she was born at midnight so

Dally: So

Dally: is it Brendon's birthday today or was that yesterday

(Y/N): Brendon's

Bleepo: I'm older so I'm cooler

(Y/N): by twelve seconds

Bleepo: worst twelve seconds of my life

(Y/N): aww

(Y/N): I'm not hated

Litboi: "worst twelve seconds of my life"

Litboi: *only ever hugs (Y/N) once in life*

Moikey: Anyways happy birthday Brendon you fucking rat

Dally left the chat

Bleepo: oh fuck off michael

Bleepo: but thanks

Bleepo: Rat

Moikey: HEY I got an uppercase R I'm cool

Plexiglass: you're so weird

Plexiglass: but I must leave the chat now

Plexiglass: I have to go somewhere

Fronk: uhh??

Fronk: at midnight??

Plexiglass: my friend Mai is making me drive her to a Japanese mart because they have some anime pocky thing there idk

Litboi: WAIT I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING

Moikey: good job would you like a gold star

Litboi: ALEX

Litboi: YOUR ASIAN??

(Y/N): EHEM

(Y/N): YOU'RE ***

Plexiglass: uhh yeah

Litboi: I THOUGHT YOU WERE WHITE

Fronk: Wait you really couldn't notice

Fronk: by her looks

Fronk: or you know

Fronk: her complaining about her asian mother

Litboi: WAIT IM SO CONFUSED

Plexiglass: okay so

Plexiglass: I'm asian and white

Plexiglass: Anyways

Litboi: wait what even are you

(Y/N): oh god

(Y/N): she's like 5 different things

Plexiglass: Irish Scottish Italian Korean Chinese and Vietnamese

Litboi: why

Litboi: so many things

Plexiglass: you act like I chose my ethnicities

Plexiglass: Anyways I have to bring my friend Mai to her anime boy pocky thing bye

Plexiglass left the chat

Moikey: moving on

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I was trying to recreate my iconic inside joke meme about ray toro and my blinds collapsed while I was making it

ITS BEEN A YEAR AND I STILL HAVE RAY TORO PLASTERED ON MY WINDOW