Blonde Moments: Life with a blonde teenage daughter.

More moments #3

Lauren - Dad

Me-Yes?

Lauren- I have to do a paper. I have to answer the 5 W's about something

Me-Okay.

Lauren- What are they?

Me- Why...

Lauren- Because I asked!

Me-...what...

Lauren- The 5 W's !

Me- I'm trying to tell you!

Lauren- What?

Me- Yes that's one of them.

Lauren-Look. If you don't know just say you don't know.

Me-I don't know. Leave me alone.

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(Lauren taking a test for school online. She keeps bothering me while I'm reading)

Lauren- Dad why did we get into the Vietnam war?

Me- I'm not sure. To stop the spread of Communism I think.

Lauren- Okay got it. What about WWII?

Me- Japan attacked us.

Lauren- Oh yeah I remember. That was the one Ben Affleck fought in right?

Me- Yeah, that's the one.

Lauren- What about the Cold War? How did we get into that?

Me- We got attacked be Eskimos.

Lauren- Oh yeah. I knew that.

Me- Did you already submit that answer?

Lauren- Yes.

Me-Can you take it back?

Lauren-No. Why?

Me- No reason.

Lauren- Did we or did we not get attacked by Eskimos?!

Me- I just remembered I have to go to the store. Bye.

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Lauren- Dad. My friend said she read your stupid book on Wattpad. She said you are hilarious. I don't think you're that funny.

Me- Well I'm a bit funny.

Lauren- She doesn't know you. You're not funny at all.

Me- So you don't mind I have a book about you? You're okay with that?

Lauren- What the heck!? You have a book about me? What are you saying about me? Seriously dad I have a rep to protect! What do you say about me?

Me- Don't worry it's nothing bad. It's just quotes from you.

Lauren- Okay good. Just quotes. As long you don't write about the stuff I say.

Me- Don't worry baby. I won't.