Lauren - Dad I have a question.
Me- Ugh...go ahead.
Lauren - Why you gotta be like that? I'm serious. It's about genetics.
Me- Oh God. What is it?
Lauren -Okay. If a girl can't have babies does that trait get passed on to her kids in their genes?
Me- Get out of my house. Go pack right now.
Lauren - Why? What did I do? Oh stop it you love me I'm not going anywhere.
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Lauren- Dad quick has September passed already?
Me- You're giving me a headache.
Lauren- Quick! 2015! Has September passed already?
Me- How could you not know? What month are we in right now?
Lauren-I don't know I don't have my phone!
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Lauren- Dad is it true that donut holes do not have any calories?
Me- Ugh... here we go again. Are you talking about the actual holes in the middle of the donut or those things they sell at the donut shop as donut holes?
Lauren- What's the difference?
Me- I'm gonna take a nap.
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Blonde Moments: Life with a blonde teenage daughter.
Non-FictionMy daughter, as smart as she is, sometimes says the craziest things. This is a collection of actual quotes that came directly from her. You can't make this stuff up. I blame it on her hair.
