"I don't have time for a dog!"
"Woof!"
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In which, Jason Knights is one of the 43 children born on October 1, 1989.
While running away from animal control, he runs into Number Five -literally- and accidentally time travels with him Into a time...
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Jason should really consider talking to Five about his portals and their functions. There should be a setting or something, at least a dark mode! It was too bright! Help!
Seconds after the portal worked and they were yeeted to another time, the world they knew was destroyed because of the moon, and humanity was wiped out, F.
The umbrella kids, however, found themselves in the 60's -Dallas!- thanks to Five and his brightass portals. Jason found himself face-planted on the floor of some alley and without a second thought turned into his dog form. Fewer questions and suspicion about a dog than a boy.
Tail wagging, Jason went around the alley and started smelling stuff. trying to find a trace of the others. There was a faint but noticeable smell of expensive perfume in the foul-smelling garbage, a perfume that he remembers on Allison, while they were hiding from Kenny's wonderful birthday surprise.
The giant German Sheppard starting trotting towards where Allison's smell was coming from, and after many twists and turns --like 2 but anygays-- he found himself standing in front of Odessa's salon, a small but nice looking salon.
Not bothering to change into human form or even looking inside to make sure she was in there, Jason opened the door with his muzzled and went inside.
It was silent for a total of 2 seconds before someone screamed and another person came to shoo him out angrily.
Jason sidestepped them all and made his way towards the back where a curious Allison had left the counter to see what was going on.
As soon Allison saw the giant German Sheppard she flinched, and Jason realized with embarrassment that none of the siblings besides Klaus knew he had the ability to turn into a dog.
Well, it wasn't his fault, the Hargreeves were just idiots who took long enough to realize simple things. Take the Nunya Biznes thing as an example. If this was a show, then they would be in the second season meaning they didn't realize Jason was literally a dog for a whole season! idiots, and they were supposed to be the brightest and the best.
With an eye-roll, Jason sat on his hind legs and tilted his head the way he knew it would make him look cute and harmless, and when Allison hesitantly reached out a hand, he slowly bumped his head against her palm before lying down by her feet.
The rest of the salon watched as their newest addition supposedly tamed what they thought to be a vicious beast.
Allison crouched down and ran a hand through his fluff -uwu- and looked up, "I guess I'm taking her home."
Oh wow, not even an hour here, and he was already misgendered!
Where even was here?
Jason raised his head to ask but it wasn't like they could speak dog and understand him so he just laid his head back down and relaxed under Allison's careful touch.
