Zodiac Signs etc.

Signs When They Realize They're Falling for Someone

Aries: rape. I mean.... I'm gonna seduce this babe

Taurus: is this indigestion from eating that gallon of peanut butter

Gemini: FUCK. I mean I don't like someone... Yeah ... >.<

Cancer: oh frick not again

Leo: oh my Jesus

Virgo: no no no NO NO NONONONO

Libra: WHY AM I HAPPY ABOUT THIS

Scorpio: but why me

Sagittarius: okay but why

Capricorn: I didn't sign up for this shit

Aquarius: okay //deep breath// I can do this

Pisces: fuck