Zodiac Signs etc.

Why is your Sign In Therapy.?

Aries: Anger management issues

Taurus: They have a food addiction

Gemini: They need a place to talk constantly without people telling them to shut up

Cancer: They need to talk out their problems.

Leo: "WHAAT??!?!? I'm too normal for therapy!!!!!!!" (they still go though)

Virgo: OCD

Libra: Personality Disorder

Scorpio: Depression

Sagittarius: They misbehaved in school and now they're here

Capricorn: They need to learn social skills

Aquarius: Everyone thinks they're crazy because the aliens got them. Again.

Pisces: They are the therapist (^-^)