Zodiac Signs etc.

The Signs Expectations vs Reality.

Aries: angry all the time // a total badass
Taurus: total foodie // loyal friend who can empathize
Gemini: won't shut up // WON'T SHUT UP
Cancer: super sensitive // really nerdy and makes bad puns
Leo: big ego // really insecure
Virgo: neat freak // kind person with your best interests at heart
Libra: stupid and preppy // just wants everyone to get along
Scorpio: satanic and evil // super sensitive and intelligent
Sagittarius: knows the meaning of life // rebel child 8)
Capricorn: extremely motivated // loves sweatpants just as much as the next person
Aquarius: distant and nerdy // hilarious and also pretty evil
Pisces: super positive and happy // understanding