Zayn's POV
Recent days after the album release were some amazing days of my life. Though I haven't texted that Iris Gal for about a week, since I left Los Angeles.
She appears to be cute
I was bored out of mind so I decided to sing a bit.
"This love is tainted
I need you and I hate it.
You're caught between a dream
And a movie scene
In a way, you know what I mean
When the dark turns to mist,
I just can't resist it
'Cause I'm a fool for you and the things you do
I'm a fool for you and the things, the things you do
The things you do, the things you do"
I was just bored of everything. And singing wasn't effective enough to distract me.
So I decided to text her.
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Me : Hey
Hot Head : Someone's texting me? I think that the somebody who happens to have a misconception that he is cool is texting me which indirectly means that I am cool!
Me : You took 5 lifetimes to write just that?
Slow Typing : Hey!!
Me : Okay, Whatever!
Slow Typing : What do you want Nyaz?
Me : I?
Me : Oh yeah, I was just very very VERY BORED
Boredom : Boredom kills
Me : Lol 'Boredom : Boredom Kills'
Boredom: WDYM?
Me : Justin Beiber
Boredom : ARE YOU GAY?
Me : WHAT? NO!
Gayish : Okay Whatever you say!
Me : So what were you doing?
Gayish : Nothing
Me : How do you do nothing?
Nothing : The act of not really doing anything except breathing and digesting what you ate 2 minutes ago is called doing nothing!
Me : Slow typing :/
Boring Gal : SHUT UP
Boring Gal : Where are you?
Boring Gal : GONE?
Boring Gal : SPEAK UP!
Me : You asked me to shut up, so I did
Dumbo : UGHHHHHH
Me : hahahahhahahahha it feels good to annoy you!
Dumbo : Whatever! What do you wanna do??
Me : What do YOU wanna do? *Smirk*
Dumbo : What? Huh?
Dumbo : EW
Dumbo: DIRTY!
Me : Hahaha let's play something?
Holy Clean : What can we play while chatting??
Me : I have a game
Dumbo : Which one?
Me : I've invented that myself! Just right now. I'll say something I have never done. If you haven't done that either, you'll say 'I love you' or 'I am a peasant, I know'. But you can't keep on saying one of them. You have to speak them alternately
Dumbo : okay, so, you start?
Me : Okay, uh, I've never been to jail
Dumbo : I love you, I don't have any tattoos or piercings except ear piercing
Me : I do, Ha!
Dumbo : Why? :/
Me : So, I didn't have the chance to study in a university!
Dumbo : I had! Ha! I've never sang in front of a crowd consisting of more than a 1000 people! (Haha got you there Nyaz)
Me : I have, HAHAHHAHAHHA
Dumbo : What? How? Why? Where? When?
Me : Poor you! I have never seen a mirror I didn't love!
Dumbo : That sounds familiar.....
Me : XD lol that's a pickup line I got from some ass celebrity
Dumbo : You. Are. Annoying . :/
Me : I love to be
Dumbo : whatever
Me : I know you love me
Dumbo : I don't
Me : You just confessed
Dumbo : NO! That was your dumb sexy game
Dumbo : sassy* wtf
Me : I KNOW I AM SEXY!
Dumbo : Shuddup!
Me : I KNOW YOU LOVE ME!
Dumbo : Such a misconception, I pity you.
Me : Awh, I bet you love me and I pity you as you cannot have me!!
She loves me : I gotta go
Me : Escaping from the reality babe?
She loves me but doesn't accept it : No! I have to go. Talk to you later?
Me : Sure Ms. I love you but I am too shy to admit because it will hurt my ego
Poor her : Shut up! Bye
Me : Bye you egoist!
Egoist: I hate you!
Me : Sure sure, whatever you can say to escape reality. Bye!
Egoist : Bye :/
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