Pretty Boys - PJO/HoO One Shots

Percy 3.0

The night of Halloween. You applied the last touches of blue body paint and voila, you were the cheesy Disney adaptation of Hades, your godly father. You thought it would be fun to tease him, but really, he was too busy to notice his children anyways. Adjusting your hair, which was temporarily dyed blue for the look, you pulled on the torn and tattered black cloth. You flashed finger guns at your reflection and skipped towards Hazel, who was helping a reluctant Nico get his costume together.

"You guys aren't done?" You questioned, raising an eyebrow. Hazel scoffed, remarking, "With his attitude? I might never be done with him." Nico's face remained indifferent, a scowl still etched deep in his face. You placed a hand on his shoulder and released a long sigh. You glanced at you navy blue nails, voice dripping with mock disappointment, "Well, I guess that means Will won't have a Halloween date."

Hazel giggled when Nico stiffened and hastily picked up a brush. When you heard heavy knocks on the cabin door, you pecked a quick kiss on Hazel's cheek and ruffled Nico's hair mischievously. "See you later for I have a date to entertain." You walked towards the cabin door, opening it and looking around for Percy.

You couldn't see him, so you stepped out and scanned the area, when a firm slap connected with your bottom. Though it wasn't that hard, you could feel your entire body jolt up and the hairs on your neck raise in protest. You ground your teeth when you heard the shriek, "I touched the butt!" Percy was on the floor, rolling in his guffaw, his Nemo costume crumpled. You glared at your boyfriend and spat evily, "Perseus Jackson. You're so dead." Percy's eyes widened and he gulped, scurrying to get off the floor and scrambling away from you.

You charged after him, chasing him through the camp and it was quite a sight for the other campers. You heard Chiron chuckle, Leo and Clarisse hooting and cheering you on and last but not least, the Stoll brothers trying to trip Percy. But it was not the demigods, nymphs or centaurs that sent him sprawling to the ground. No, it was your father. Hades.

Hades rose from the ground and casually, tripped Percy, who fell to the ground and remained there in shock. "Fa-Father?" You stammered, tucking a loose strand of hair behind your ear. Hades ignored you and eyes raging, but face impassive, he towered over Percy, who nervously stared at him. He picked Percy up by his costume, which appeared even more ridiculous in the situation, and glowered, "Perseus Jackson, if you ever dare to try disrespect my children's bottoms again, I promise I will set aside everything to develop the highest and most intricate of tortures far beyond the imagination and cruelty of even the Gods." Percy nodded furiously, stuttering "Yes, Lord Hades" till it resembled gunfire, face sheen with sweat and pale as paper. You were slightly mortified, but a morbid part of you found it somewhat amusing.

Clearing your throat, you stepped in and put a hand on Hades' chest. Your eyes and heart softened at the sight of your terrified boyfriend and you calmly said, "Lord Hades-" You paused and shook your head. "Father, please. He was just teasing, I am not offended or hurt in any way." You looked at Percy, who was flushed from head to toe, and smiled.

"I swear to the River Styx that Perseus Jackson will never lay a finger's harm on me for he is the most purest being that I've ever come to know. Besides, I'm perfectly trained in self defence." Percy opened his mouth to protest, but upon receiving Hades' glare, he faltered and looked to his shoes.

Hades observed you sullenly, noting your costume, but with a quick curt nod at Chrion and you, he announced, "Duty calls," before vanishing in a puff of smoke and embers. As soon as he disappeared from view, you took Percy's slightly sweaty hands in yours and tip-toed, kissing him on his forehead. You swept his fringe to his side and whispered, "You okay now? You look petrified."

He nodded, colour creeping into his cheeks, and admitted, "Honestly, I've always known that Gods and protective parents were dangerous and scary, but a combination of both is appallingly terrifying. I'm sorry I smacked your butt. It was unbelievably rude of me." Your laugh mixed with his embarrassed chuckle and you silenced him with a kiss. Swinging your intertwined hands as the both of you proceeded to 'Trick or Treat'.

"He didn't swear on the River Styx though! About punishing you if you ever touched my butt again, " You huffed, still wondering about the strange and absurd encounter. Percy blushed profusely when he stuttered, "Maybe he didn't- Because if we- Uh- If we- Did it-" You punched his shoulder playfully, jaws touching the ground, surprise that an innocent bean like him could think of something like that.

You rolled your eyes and pulled him in for a kiss. You ran your fingers through his hair and kissed his lips like they were air and you were breathless. Pulling away and revealing a pleasantly shocked Percy, you snickered and pulled him towards the first few cabins which were decorated with spooky ornaments. "Come on, Nemo."

He flashed that grin which loved to death and gripped your hand firmly, following you without hesitation.

<A/N>

Hey guys! I hoped you enjoyed this early halloween chapter, because really, halloween can never be too early. Anyway, I've noticed that we are near a thousand reads! *squeals inaudibly* Thank you, as in you, so much.

Additionally, I've observed that a small fraction of my readers are male. Hi. I'll be trying my best to make the preferences, one shots, imagines etc. suitable for most types of sexualities. Just thought that you might like that.

One last thing, I will be away for the next entire week because of school camp, thus I won't be uploading anything but I'll try my best to upload an extra chapter or two this week.