Ryder's Secret

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"Okay, onto Ryder's secret, and probably one on the most boring ones!" Ally yelled, getting everyone's attention.

Ryder: Another one? I don't understand, all I do is study. I haven't even seen Dark Knight Rises yet.

-Scene change-

Jake: I don't want any trouble.

Ryder: I know your a bad ass. You wanna know how I know your such a bad ass? Because you ride a razor scooter. Nothing says 'I'm a bad ass' like a razor scooter.

-Scene change-

Sam: [In Bane voice] When Gotham's in ashes, you have my permission to die. 

Ryder: Good to know, Bane. That a jock strap?

Everyone started laughing..

-Scene change-

Ryder: Your mom rules. She always sneaks me extra meatballs on spaghetti day.

Sam: LUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marley: Really? 

-Scene change-

Ryder: Then, last March, in the middle of a match...

Marley: He died?

Ryder: He crapped himself in front of the whole school.

-Scene change-

Santana: Lead in a musical. And I'm pretty sure that you don't know the names of the other half of the people. 

Rachel: That's not true.

Santana: Alright. [Points to Ryder] What's his name?

Rachel: Rick.

Ryder: [Mouthing] Ryder

-Scene change-

Finn: Sit in a room, and tell each other your deepest fears. Only by admitting your weaknesses, can you realize your strengths.

Ryder: You sound like Yoda dude.

Cisco: 'Do or do not, there is no try'

-Scene change-

Marley: Those 11 hour energy shots, cause there's a reason they're illegal in Canada.

Ryder: Nothings going on, what could be going on, it's history class.

-Scene change-

Ryder: It's a heart pendant, from the jeweler at the mall. It's pretty but it's not too expensive so she won't think you stole it.

-Scene change-

Jake: Why are we doing this again?

Sam: It's broga. Yoga for bros.

Ryder*I'm so done with this lol face*

Everyone chuckled at his face.

-Scene change-

Ryder: Mega-stud won't complain.

Jake: Wait, hold on, did you seriously just call yourself Mega-Stud?

Ryder: It's my alter-ego.

-Scene change-

Jake: This is kinda embarrassing-

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