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Atobe Keigo x Reader - 50% Off

A/N- So this was in a book I discontinued and I decided to move it here. There's a Bunta one too I will add. Anyways, enjoy.  Also, beware...

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"What up Bitch boys?!?"

You walked into tennis practice, and shouted those words to everyone.

The members of Hyotei Gakuen stared at you with weird looks.

"What's wrong with you?" Atobe says.

"I didn't choose thug life, thug life chose me." You said

Shishido, Choutarou and Gakuto, burst into laughter.

"Did she malfunction or something?" Yuushi said.

"Oi! Baka! What are you doing?" Atobe yelled at you.

You were currently telling Shishido, Choutarou, Gakuto, Jirou, Kabaji, and Wakashi, your heroic tales.

"So they totally threw me out of the sewing club because I threatened to stab a girl with a needle"

They boys started laughing.

"What the?"

"But then the girl decided to come to my house later, threatening me. So I stabbed her with a fork in the yard."

"You stabbed her with a fork?" Gakuto says

"I went to jail. I learned things."

Everyone laughed at your jokes.

"What the hell is this about? What are you guys talked about?"

"Atobe-kun, we need to talk."

"What?"

"I've been seeing the pool behind your back."

"Pffft, she said pool. Ahahaha" Shishido laughed.

"What nonsense is this? " Atobe says

"We have kids. Sink, bath and bucket."

They boys in the back laughed.

"I don't get you. What are you talking about."

"We need to break up. Me and Haru are totally in love."

"Who's this Haru?"

"My boyfriend duh!"

"Ugh, what the hell."

"Ahahahahahahahahahahaha! !!!!!" You fell into a pit of laughter. You were on the ground laughing your ass off.

"Omg, you should have seen the look on your face!"

"The hell is this?"

"Those were all jokes and lines from Free! 50% Off. Y'all fell for it"

"Is that the new show all the girls are watching?" Choutarou says.

"Yes, and it's too funny."

"None of that was true?"

"No."

"Thank god, I was about to have a heart attack." Atobe hugs you.

"Dumb ass, I'm not breaking up with you."

"Good, because if that Haru guy was real, I'm so much better than him."

You let go. "Have you seen those god damn abs? Not even you have abs like those. Don't talk to me unless you have those sexy 6 pack abs." You walk away.

"(Y/N) wait! I'll make you feel better than Haru!"

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