Chapter X-2: The best ship of COTE. Change my mind

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Kudos to SadisticPaimon for letting me use his chapter for this episode.

L POV

L: "Aight, y'all. We're going to react to another alternate universe."

Ike: "What universe?"

L: "Shut up, its going to start."

" Ken, I really think you should just give up on Horikita-san...." Ike said.

" Huh? Why?" Sudo asked.

" Bro, let's be real. She can't see you the same way that you see her. She doesn't look interested in love at all!" Ike exclaimed.

Suzune: "Huh? does Sudo kun has feelings for me on that universe?" 

L: "Uh, yes."

Suzune: "Well, its just on the alternate universe right?"

L: "Uh....yes?"

Suzune: "Good."

Everyone: (What a dense girl lmao.)

Manabu: (How can someone be as dense as her.)

Wow, you're one to talk, Manabu.

" Oh shut up, Kanji. Just because you finally have a girlfriend does NOT mean you can act like a fucking expert." Sudo grumbled.

" I'm just looking out for you dude." Ike said.

Deep down, Sudo believed that too.

He knew he had no chance but he's still trying!

It's pitiful but he would still like to try!

But Ike was having none of this.

Ryuuen: "Kukukuku, poor dog didn't even have any chance."

Sudo: "WHAT DID YOU SAY!"

Ryuuen: "Oh, what is this? why are you getting mad? its just an alternate version of yourself. Or did you have feelings for her here too."

Sudo: *blushes* "n-no..."

Suzune: "Don't be stupid, Ryuuen kun. Sudo kun didn't feel anything for me."

Everyone: (yep. Even neutron star is not as dense as her.)

Kiyo: (and they call me dense. Hah, shame on you, cote fans.)

Ike: "Wait, I have a girlfriend there!?"

Ike's whole gang: "TRAITOR!"

Ike: "H-hey, that's not me..."

L: "Well, yes Ike. You have a girlfriend there."

Ike: "Who is it?"

L: "You'll see soon enough."

" Hey, maybe find another girl? There's bound to be someone for you in this school other than Horikita." He tried to say.

" Ya think so?" Sudo asked.

" Well....no not really. But it's worth a shot, right?" Ike said.

" How am I exactly supposed to even o out with a girl..." Sudo said.

" I know just the man to ask! " Ike said.

Sudo was suprised by his sudden enthusiasm.

' Kanji knows someone who can get me a girl?' Sudo thought

" Ayanokoji! Can you come over here for a sec?" Ike called the brown haired boy.

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