THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED!!
My Teacher: Let us begin with lucky number eight.
Me: EIGHT WAS NOT LUCKY!
My Teacher: Excuse Me?
Me: EIGHT WAS NOT LUCKY! HE WAS FALLING IN LOVE WITH MARINA WHEN FIVE STABBED EIGHT TO DEATH!!!! THAT DOESN'T SEEM VERY LUCKY TO ME!!!
My Teacher: Ummm....okay let's go with lucky number one.
Me: ARE YOU SERIOUS?