Harry: Oh, hello there!
Nine: You talking to me?
Harry: Yes.
Nine: Yo bro, what's up with the costume?
Harry: What costume? This robe is what I wear everyday and my name is Harry not bro.
Nine: What a nerd.
(Ginny walks in)
Harry: Oh, this is my wife, Ginny. Ginny this is uh-
Nine: (whistles) What a hot chic, names Nine by the way. I know your probably digging me, but I already got a girlfriend. Actually, more than just one.
Ginny: Oh well um-
Nine: I know, I know. I hear it all the time. Your just loving this body and this handsome face. You just can't resist me.
(Daniela walks in)
Daniela: (to Nine) Hey, dumbass, did you not hear him the first time? Ginny's married dammit! So, cut the flirting shit out.
Nine: (to Harry and Ginny) And this is Dani, (hugs Daniela) one of my many, many girlfriends. See, I just have this, like, love attraction. Any girl that takes one look at me, immediately falls in love with me.
Ginny: Um, well good for you. Erm, are any of you wizards?
Nine: (snorts) Wizards? What a dork!
FIVE MINUETS LATER
(Nine is beaten up by Ginny)
Four: Some "love attraction" you have.
Nine: FUCK OFF!
