John: *finds out that there is a ship with him and Nine*
John: Ew. That's gross.
Nine: *hugs john* Awww...Johnny-babe I loovvveee you.
Nine: *starts to fake kiss John*
Ella: *walks in the room and sees John and Nine fake kissing each other*
Ella: *punches John* NINE IS MINE YOU JERK!