My friend was reading the Divergent series while walking. THIS REALLY HAPPENED
Her: I love Divergent series, soo interesting.
Me: Please, my book, I am Number Four, is about ten teens who go to fight on another freaking planet.
Her: We have a guy named four, his real name is Tobias.
Me: You know that really sound interesting.
Her: Really?
Me: Yup, hey can I see the book?
Her: Sure!
Me: Takes book and throws it in the trash
Me: Now that book is where it belongs!