7:30am
My life is over.
I wonder how many days are going to start with that EXACT same thought?
But really- my life is over.
I can't go out with Théo on Saturday. I'm too upset to even think right now.
I can't even function, there's no way Dad can expect me to go to school after dropping a bombshell like that.
8:45am
He made me go to school.
Apparently, a broken heart is not an ailment.
9:00am
But that's OK, he will suffer for it eventually because life always comes around to bite you in the arse. I should know- I've had more than my share of experiences.
I don't understand it; I'm such a good person and all.
Maybe I should pray more?
But that involves going to Church, and who has the time? I mean, really?
10:00am
Dad needs me to babysit Billy, and more importantly Granddad Tony, on Saturday night because he is going out.
I would have kicked up a fuss but by the look on his face I think it might be his first date since Mum died, and I can't do that to him.
Well, as long as it isn't Melanie, I Insist, then I'll be fine. Ish.
But the long and small of it all is that I cannot go out on my very first date EVER, let alone go on one with Prince Dreamboat.
Instead I'm sat babysitting two people who are both incontinent.
All because I am a nice person.
11:00am
I have to tell Théo that I can't go.
Oh, God. I don't want to have to do that, it's too mean.
I don't want to break his heart. OK, that's a bit strong, if anything he'll be mildly upset, but still. I'd like to think I have that effect.
I must have been moping around all morning because even Eddie's caught on that something's not right with me.
'What's going on? You've got a face like my dog after the vet,' he says during morning break, making snipping motions with his hand.
It takes me a moment to understand and then when I do I can feel my cheesy snacks threatening to resurface. Gross.
'I can't go on my date with Théo,' I confide, making Eddie stop in his tracks.
'What? Why not?'
'My dad needs me to babysit Billy.'
'Translation; your mad old granddad needs to be looked after Saturday night.'
'Bingo.' I slump in my seat, depressed.
'I'm sorry, Scooby, that sucks,' Eddie says in a surprisingly comforting tone, 'but you can always reschedule.'
'Right, sure,' I say sarcastically, 'I'll just tell Prince Dreamboat to fit his timetable around mine. That makes sense, because obviously I'm the one who's got a busy schedule.'
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The Tall Tales of Daphne Monroe
Teen FictionDaphne Monroe believed her life had taken a turn for the worst when her mother passed away three years ago. But she was wrong, as nothing could have prepared her for her father's mad decision to buy a run down old pub in some seaside village an hour...